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Author: Sir Frederick
Date: Sep 3, 2008 10:57


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This may be a repeat, I can't remember.
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Life's Laws :

The two most common elements in the universe are
Hydrogen and Stupidity.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is NOT
for you.

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery
easier to live with.

DEJA MOO : The feeling that you've heard this
bull before.

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

TJ's Law : You can't fall off the floor.

Law of Probability Dispersal : Whatever it is that hits
the fan will not be evenly distributed.
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Author: Immortalist
Date: Sep 3, 2008 18:51

Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.

Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.

He who will not economize will have to agonize.

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star.

It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.

Men's natures are alike, it is their habits that carry them far apart.

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every
time we do.

Respect yourself and others will respect you.

Study the past if you would define the future.

The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger
may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the
possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that
disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States
and all their clans are preserved.
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Author: ZerkonX
Date: Sep 4, 2008 06:11

On Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:57:26 -0700, Sir Frederick wrote:
> If you are given an open - book exam, you WILL
> forget your book.
> Corollary : If you are given a take - home test,
> you will forget where you live.

If you are given a multiple choice exam,
you will either become god or implode.

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Author: ZerkonX
Date: Sep 4, 2008 06:15

On Wed, 03 Sep 2008 18:51:53 -0700, Immortalist wrote:
> I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I think and I know. I do and I
understand.
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