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Author: Sir FrederickSir Frederick Date: Apr 7, 2008 01:59
Philosophical jokes :
1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get
married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was
excellent.
2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost
my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,
"I'll serve you but don't start anything."
4. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry,
we don't serve food in here."
5. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
6. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his
arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
7. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
8. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of
Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it
common?" "It's Not Unusual."
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Author: James BathJames Bath Date: Apr 7, 2008 06:02
Absolutely great stuff! Very, very funny! Thanks for posting them.
"Sir Frederick" fuzzysys.com> wrote in message
news:7gojv358fi3jt1fqgj1gmib1k7e3p0n1tn@4ax.com...> Philosophical jokes :
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> 1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get
> married....
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Author: toolytooly Date: Apr 7, 2008 09:37
"Sir Frederick" fuzzysys.com> wrote in message
news:7gojv358fi3jt1fqgj1gmib1k7e3p0n1tn@4ax.com...> Philosophical jokes :
>
> 1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get
> married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was
> excellent.
>
> 2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost
> my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?"
> The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
>
> 3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,
> "I'll serve you but don't start anything."
>
> 4. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry,
> we don't serve food in here."
>
> 5. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
> ...
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Author: Sir FrederickSir Frederick Date: Apr 7, 2008 10:08
On Mon, 7 Apr 2008 12:37:42 -0400, "tooly" bellsouth.net> wrote:
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>You forgot the 'ra-bump' after each one...
>
I guess you will have to be philosophical
about that. "ra-bump" 8-)
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Author: MilanMilan Date: Apr 7, 2008 16:23
"Sir Frederick" fuzzysys.com> wrote in message
news:7gojv358fi3jt1fqgj1gmib1k7e3p0n1tn@4ax.com...> Philosophical jokes :
>
> 1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get
> married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was
> excellent.
>
> 2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost
> my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?"
> The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
>
> 3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,
> "I'll serve you but don't start anything."
>
> 4. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry,
> we don't serve food in here."
>
> 5. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
> ...
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Author: Sir FrederickSir Frederick Date: Apr 7, 2008 16:44
On Mon, 7 Apr 2008 19:23:52 -0400, "Milan" yahoo.com> wrote:
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>Bloody hell, I had no idea that jokes could be this bad. Where did you get
>them?
>
>regards
>Milan
>
From a "philosophical" source.
(Actually from another NG, no reference given.)
Humor (or not) is in the virtual reality of the
recipient.
regards
Martin
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Author: turtoniturtoni Date: Apr 7, 2008 21:42
On Apr 7, 4:59 am, Sir Frederick fuzzysys.com> wrote:> Philosophical jokes :
>
> 1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get
> married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was
> excellent.
>
> 2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost
> my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?"
> The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
>
> 3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,
> "I'll serve you but don't start anything."
>
> 4. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry,
> we don't serve food in here."
>
> 5. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
>
> 6. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his ...
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