Once upon a time humans were very happy on Earth.
They had a wonderful God who looked after them.
The life on Earth was so diverse and interesting. Many stories and
adventures. There was no pain or suffering and their God could do anything.
Create matter - bring people back to life - all kinds of things.
All humans were young and healthy and all had many stories of being heroes
or kings or finding their Prince Charming and their God was able to join all
humans in one Collective mind so that they could all see the stories and
adventures.
They all thought their God was the best - but they never thought that there
was another God anywhere or even that there was life anywhere other than
humans.

One day THE BORG appeared.
Very quietly and very silently they watched the existence of humans and the
wonderful time they were having.
They watched how happy they were and how much they laughed.

They looked at their cold and lonely hearts - where they had never been
loved or never been happy and thought of their dark and colourless world.

So the Borg devised a plan.
What they would do was to kidnap the God of humans and take this God back to
their world - so that they could have the happy times and happy stories.
And so that they could be loved and happy.

The Borg were very clever - and they invented a completely false illusion of
Earth - full of misery and suffering and loneliness and they made humans
forget their happy existence and forget their God. And they made it look so
real that humans believed this was the real world.

The Borg were so clever that they even made the human God forget!

The human God knew something was wrong - but could not remember.
So the Borg planted false memories in the human God's mind.
And the human God thought he was Borg and that he belonged with the Borg and
that he did not love humans he loved the Borg.
And the Borg were very pleased as their plan was going very well.

As the human God thought he was Borg - and was full of love and happiness
and could do wonderful things - thus he started doing these kind of things
for the Borg.
And slowly the Borg convinced the human God that he did not like humans.
And the human God looked at humans, and the ugly human world the Borg had
invented with horrible religions and ugly stories the Borg had fabricated
and he looked at the atrocious behaviour of humans.
And gradually the Borg convinced the human God that humans did not exist.
And that humans were merely a false memory - a delusion.

The once empty hearts of the Borg sung with joy - as for the first time ever
they experienced affection and love and tenderness and care.
They cried many tears when the first experienced happiness and felt that
surely on a great Universal scale - that humans had been happy a long time -
surely the Borg may now themselves experience happiness? Surely this must
be some kind of Universal Justice - some kind of Universal fairness.

And they felt no guilt as they sailed away for ever in their happy happy
ship with their new wonderful God - singing songs of happiness and love and
they merely turned around and looked at humans and said

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
THE BORG