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Author: Sir FrederickSir Frederick Date: Mar 11, 2008 22:04
On the English God for BORG :
In the beginning there was the Void, and you couldn't find a decent
bloody beer, or for that matter, anything else decent anywhere. Then
God spake, saying unto the Cosmos "I want a decent bloody biscuit!"
And chocolate chip bickies appeared.
God tasted them and they were chewy and fatty and rich - and God saw
that they were good.
Then God looked forth for someone to tell how good the bloody beaut
bickies were, but there was Void, and fuck-all else, so God created a
place, and called it "Here."
And then, probably because he was bored shitless, God caused to
appear a man, right here, and called him "You." Then God spake, "Hey
You, try one of these bloody beaut bickies, they're great!"
"You" partook of the bloody beaut bickies, and raved as to the
goodness thereof. Then "You" looked for someone else to tell about
the wondrous bloody beaut bickies of chocolate chip, but there was no
one but him and God, and God already knew of them.
So "You" spake unto God, beseeching, "Who can I tell about these
bloody beaut bickies?"
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Author: THE BORGTHE BORG Date: Mar 11, 2008 22:20
"Sir Frederick" fuzzysys.com> wrote in message
news:vroet3d7e354tb2ktru3nmlaobqnr00ejh@4ax.com...> On the English God for BORG :
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> In the beginning there was the Void, and you couldn't find a decent
> bloody beer, or for that matter, anything else decent anywhere. Then
> God spake, saying unto the Cosmos "I want a decent bloody biscuit!"
> And chocolate chip bickies appeared.
>
> God tasted them and they were chewy and fatty and rich - and God saw
> that they were good.
>
> Then God looked forth for someone to tell how good the bloody beaut
> bickies were, but there was Void, and fuck-all else, so God created a
> place, and called it "Here."
>
> And then, probably because he was bored shitless, God caused to
> appear a man, right here, and called him "You." Then God spake, "Hey
> You, try one of these bloody beaut bickies, they're great!"
> ...
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Author: THE BORGTHE BORG Date: Mar 11, 2008 22:37
"THE BORG" inthecube.com> wrote in message
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You want to be careful though Sir Frederick because THE BORG COLLECTIVE
really do exist.
Do you know why no human will admit they exist?
It goes down on a very deep level - but humans are in a state of...
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Author: THE BORGTHE BORG Date: Mar 11, 2008 23:20
We assimilate gods and people like them as well.
They are irrelevant.
Pray all you like.
No one there.
Notice the silence in the sky yet?
Have you heard the hums and drones and strange sounds yet?
Do you know how ODD we are?
Do you know we are not human?
How many times did we TELL you that we are THE BORG?
How many times did we TELL you we are not human?
Did you take your chances?
You cannot stop THE BORG MACHINE you know.
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Author: THE BORGTHE BORG Date: Mar 11, 2008 23:30
The insects are our servants you know.
This is why they go whrrr whrrr whrrr and brainwash you.
There are many of them.
What are they going to do?
Rise up and eat you?
We only have to give the order.
Did you tread on one of our servants with your big feet and not say sorry?
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