Here is a fun on mergers....

The ongoing mergermania--the effort to put more and more control into
the hands of fewer and fewer people--is the single greatest threat to
our freedom and democracy.
Here are a few mergers in the making:

Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs.

* Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be
called Fairwell Honeychild

* Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: New company will be
called Poly-Warner-Cracker

* W. R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics and Hale
Business
Systems: New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace

* 3M & Goodyear: mmmGood

* John Deere & Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi

* Netscape and Yahoo: Net 'n' Yahoo

* Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home

* Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining: Mine, All Mine

* 3M, J.C. Penney, Canadian Opera Company: 3 Penney Opera