On Apr 4, 11:25 pm, "sirblob" hotmail.com> wrote:

You really got to get quit with this "mooee" jive. It sounds like your
backward cap has slipped so far down over your head that you got your
lips caught in that gap between the plastic adjustment strap and the
beanie.

Just carefully, slowly, gently, lift off the cap (don't be like Jeff
Daniels in D & D with the tongue frozen to the chair-lift frame--easy
does it. Then cut that bill off it, sew a bit of net stocking (of
matching color) over that strap gap in back, put it back on your head
after one of two fashions: goy style with a propeller bolted to that
button on top, or Jew-Style to be worn at the back of your head with a
curly set of bangs flowing down over your forehead.

Now, if you're all ready with that, just stand at attention and repeat
after me, "Moo-Vee". You just bite down on that lower lip for the "V"
sound and dude? You got it made in the shade.

Now go rent you a moo-vee that can finally mold a bit of roundness
into that cube you've been schlepping around on your shoulders. Get
Lars von Trier's *Dogville*--in case you've got a Blockbusters nearby
and the intellectual stamina for such an experience. It's like
Thornton Wilder's "Our Town" on acid. Or Jim Jones' "Jonestown" on
bathtub gin instead of the cyanide.