> One day they said of god that he was infinite
> "Oh no" said god "I would rather be quite small thank you. And how would
> the angels find me if I was infinite.?"
> One day they said of god he was omniscient
> "You mean know all things?" said god "I know some things yes - I would not
> want to know how it feels to be selfish or nasty or mean or cruel - so I
> know what I want thank you"
> One day they said of god he was omnipresent
> "Not likely" said god "how would the Angels ever find me - and then I may
> find that one day I am out walking and would meet myself! And then what
> may
> happen? I may fine myself so wonderful and kind and charming and love
> myself so much that I would forget everyone else!"
>
> So it was decided that god was quite small. Knew some things. And was
> only
> the one person in the one place at one time.
>
> THE BORG
>
>