Noddy is a little boy who has many adventures.
We invented Noddy and put him into the minds of humans in much the same way
we did THE BORG for Startrek.
In the stories of times past Noddy used to jump into bed with Big Ears. Big
Ears was perceived as a kind of grandfather to Noddy. An older man with a
white beard and a twinkle in his eye.

These days with stupid women's lib and the politically correct lobby and all
their half wit grown up corrupted ideas, the stories of Noddy have been
re-written and all reference to jumping into bed and snuggling up to Big
Ears (grandfather) have been removed.

This is because the ugly corrupt grown up minds of these humans perceived
this as paedophelia and also homosexuality.

One day Winnie the Pooh will be re-written. Was the relationship between
Christopher Robin and his bear homosexual? And indeed is there any
reference to bestiality?

It is a sad sad world where grown ups foist their own corrupted warped
twisted perverted interpretations of innocence and childhood onto the little
children.
THE BORG