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Author: Bret CahillBret Cahill Date: Nov 7, 2007 10:40
OK, you got your electric bill down to $25.30 cents, cycle to work and
only eat vegetables grown in your locality.
What's next on the EC (envoronmentally correct) agenda?
Since global warming is irreversible the next step is to start
practicing to live like the Greenland ice sheet has _already_ melted
and outside temperatures are _already_ 10 degrees abover "normal."
Since all the estuaries on the planet have been destroyed your sea
food diet is now limited to catfish, carp and blue crabs.
You can eat all the spuds you want, however.
Any other suggestions? I'll try anything as long as it isn't too
unhealthy.
Bret Cahill
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Date: Nov 7, 2007 11:48
On Nov 7, 1:40 pm, Bret Cahill aol.com> wrote:> OK, you got your electric bill down to $25.30 cents, cycle to work and
> only eat vegetables grown in your locality.
>
> What's next on the EC (envoronmentally correct) agenda?
>
> Since global warming is irreversible the next step is to start
> practicing to live like the Greenland ice sheet has _already_ melted
> and outside temperatures are _already_ 10 degrees abover "normal."
>
> Since all the estuaries on the planet have been destroyed your sea
> food diet is now limited to catfish, carp and blue crabs.
>
> You can eat all the spuds you want, however.
>
> Any other suggestions? I'll try anything as long as it isn't too
> unhealthy.
>
> Bret Cahill
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Author: MillerMiller Date: Nov 7, 2007 13:09
> OK, you got your electric bill down to $25.30 cents, cycle to work and
> only eat vegetables grown in your locality.
>
> What's next on the EC (envoronmentally correct) agenda?
>
> Since global warming is irreversible the next step is to start
> practicing to live like the Greenland ice sheet has _already_ melted
> and outside temperatures are _already_ 10 degrees abover "normal."
>
> Since all the estuaries on the planet have been destroyed your sea
> food diet is now limited to catfish, carp and blue crabs.
>
> You can eat all the spuds you want, however.
>
> Any other suggestions? I'll try anything as long as it isn't too
> unhealthy.
>
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Author: Bret CahillBret Cahill Date: Nov 7, 2007 18:57
>> OK, you got your electric bill down to $25.30 cents, cycle to work and
>> only eat vegetables grown in your locality.
>
>> What's next on the EC (envoronmentally correct) agenda?
>
>> Since global warming is irreversible the next step is to start
>> practicing to live like the Greenland ice sheet has _already_ melted
>> and outside temperatures are _already_ 10 degrees abover "normal."
>
>> Since all the estuaries on the planet have been destroyed your sea
>> food diet is now limited to catfish, carp and blue crabs.
>
>> You can eat all the spuds you want, however.
>
>> Any other suggestions? I'll try anything as long as it isn't too
>> unhealthy.
>
>> Bret Cahill
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> We need a change in consciousness to deal with this thing, and it isn't ...
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Date: Nov 8, 2007 06:59
> OK, I'll buy a 8 liter V8 powered Silverado to go shopping at the
> mall.
Yes! But be sure to drive around the parking lot for hours, lurking for a
space a foot closer to the door. Then when you get inside, use a free
powerscooter, take the elevators, and bring a tin cup.
... there's this ever so sensitive guy who hangs around our campus coffee
shop who constantly preaches (in a stage whisper) about "walking lightly on
the earth". Not so much ansymore; he stormed out of the place stomping his
feet after he said, "I am but passing through this life.", and I asked him
if he could favor us by hurrying through.
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Author: Bret CahillBret Cahill Date: Nov 8, 2007 07:15
>> OK, I'll buy a 8 liter V8 powered Silverado to go shopping at the
>> mall.
>
> Yes! But be sure to drive around the parking lot for hours, lurking for a
> space a foot closer to the door. Then when you get inside, use a free
> powerscooter, take the elevators, and bring a tin cup.
What about driving to the corner drug store to pick up a 2 oz bottle
of aspirin? Or to the super market for some thyme?
Bret Cahill
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Author: Bret CahillBret Cahill Date: Nov 8, 2007 07:23
>> OK, you got your electric bill down to $25.30 cents, cycle to work and
>> only eat vegetables grown in your locality.
>
>> What's next on the EC (envoronmentally correct) agenda?
>
>> Since global warming is irreversible the next step is to start
>> practicing to live like the Greenland ice sheet has _already_ melted
>> and outside temperatures are _already_ 10 degrees abover "normal."
>
>> Since all the estuaries on the planet have been destroyed your sea
>> food diet is now limited to catfish, carp and blue crabs.
>
>> You can eat all the spuds you want, however.
>
>> Any other suggestions? I'll try anything as long as it isn't too
>> unhealthy.
>
>> Bret Cahill
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> We need a change in consciousness to deal with this thing, and it isn't ...
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Author: ZerkonXZerkonX Date: Nov 8, 2007 07:41
On Wed, 07 Nov 2007 10:40:41 -0800, Bret Cahill wrote:
> Any other suggestions? I'll try anything as long as it isn't too
> unhealthy.
Yes, maintain.
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Author: Bret CahillBret Cahill Date: Nov 8, 2007 10:26
>> Any other suggestions? I'll try anything as long as it isn't too
>> unhealthy.
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> Yes, maintain.
I was hoping for something like, "since cod populations will mushroom
then you can eat a lot of cod."
Bret Cahill
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Author: MillerMiller Date: Nov 8, 2007 11:28
"ZerkonX" zerkonx.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2007.11.08.15.41.25.399683@zerkonx.net...> On Wed, 07 Nov 2007 10:40:41 -0800, Bret Cahill wrote:
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>> Any other suggestions? I'll try anything as long as it isn't too
>> unhealthy.
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> Yes, maintain.
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I think the idea of just "maintain" is what got us into this mess.
Scott
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