| N.G. Contest: What's The White Stuff On Mars ? |
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Group: alt.philosophy · Group Profile
Author: Robert CohenRobert Cohen Date: Jun 17, 2008 16:53
the non-rules
speculate and guess the stuff uncovered by the remote backhoe like
thing
not limit, so, if ya wanna name every substance that exists, then do
it
in the case of tie, the dealer wins, ya gotta a problem with that?
when they figure-out what the white stuff is, i'll probably not exist
& maybe not ye
chemistry, geology and astronomy buffs are not automatically
disqualified
the grand prize might be the personal regards of some martian organic
and/or inorganic molecules
you are allowed to change the rules at anytime, because contests are
probably often rigged
My guesses
chalk residue, calcium carbonate from water/weathering for 13 lillion
light years
sodium bicarbonate, a mega hangover antidote for an unknown drunk who
thinks he's deity
bad batch of latex paint, from that memorable time when the sherwin
williams mars plant was on strike and management dumped the stuff
before it firmed-up
baking soda------>sodium bicarbonate
oven cleaner, as long as they use rubber gloves the stuff won't eat-up
their hands too badly
septic tank residue, an imperialist-racist roto rooter driver dumped
it up there before daylight savings time began, and
his translator explained the benignity of the product to the martians
more salt storage for mcdonalds fries
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