Two Aussie builders (Phil and Eric) are seated either side of a table
in
a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters,
orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start
to
speculate about the occupation of the suit.

Phil: - I reckon he's an accountant.

Eric: - No way - he's a stockbroker.

Phil: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here!

The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer
gets
the better of Phil and he makes for the toilet.
On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal.
Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the builder.

Phil: - 'Scuse me.. No offence meant, but me and me mate were
wondering
what you do for a living?

Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession.

Phil: - ! What's that then?

On Aug 4, 10:21 pm, chazwin yahoo.com> wrote:

SNIP

When Aussies used to ask me why I came to Australia, I used to say
"research".
Im doing my PhD on the psychology of masturbation and thought "what
better place to go than where all the wankers are".