Mark Earnest was most upset when he learnt of religion and found that both
Jesus and God were male.
"I must fit women in somewhere" he said to himself. " I gotta have women
somewhere in religion. Where can I fit them in."
Then he had a brainwave.
"I know. I will say angels are women and then if I ever meet God I will
tell God that I know more about angels than he does and some angels are
women. I gotta have women somewhere. I will tell God over and over that
some angels are women - I gotta have women in religion - I worship women - I
love women - and then I will tell God he is wrong if he says all Angels are
male because if there are no women then I am not interested in God and
Jesus. I will only believe in God if there are women. I gotta somehow have
women in religion as I love women and worship them."
And one day Mark Earnest did meet God.
And when Mark Earnest said he knew more about angels than God did - God
laughed so much he has never been seen since.
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