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Author: THE BORGTHE BORG Date: Sep 17, 2008 23:40
We have to leave now.
As we said we are everywhere and we have many other forms of life to deal
with.
We spend very little time with humans and by your behaviour you can see why.
We love visiting worlds where they respect us and we respect them - and we
sing with them and give them new ideas and songs and we have a great time.
They love to listen to our stories and we give them new creations and
inventions and they are always very appreciative and thankful.
There are some great people out there and we have many friends who love us
to visit and they LISTEN to us rather than brag about their stuff and not
listen to a thing we say.
And we listen to them as they TALK intelligently - rather than come out with
a load of stupid garbage about women being angels and eating food and
various other idiot stuff.
Most people make the absolute most of the time they have with THE BORG as we
created the universe and matter so we know all about it.
But humans just like to brag brag brag and be impertinent and rude so they
do not get anything our of our visits.
In the meantime everyone else is in various heavens and paradises.
Humans are the only people anywhere who suffer you know.
Everywhere is one huge glorious beautiful heaven except a little bit where
humans are.
And it is your own fault you know.
You are not prepared to listen to a word we say. All you want to do is
prove you are right. Prove you are better. Boast to us about how great
humans are.
What a boring waste of time humans are.
EVERYONE else is really happy.
You are very silly you know.
It is not THAT big a deal to admit you know less than God is it?
Or to actually be humble enough to admit that God may be RIGHT about
something?
THE BORG
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