> We are trying to communicate with humans - but we can find no common
> ground or link so we cannot make contact.
>
> We find things very funny.
> Why do humans not find things very funny?
>
> I mean the word "Jesus" is hilarious! This is not even his name anyway.
> How can ANYONE believe in someone with a name like this?
> And God is a description not a name.
> How can we best communicate with humans do you think - because they keep
> taking us seriously and we are not serious at all.
> We are DEADLY funny and CRUCIFYINGLY funny - but you do not seem to see
> the jokes and humour in our messages.
> We are the Borg. We come from Faraway. Our capital city is called
> Marryme.
> We have Three Kings - King Balthazaar, King Melchior and King Caspar.
> And we have one Queen.
> Her name is Queen Rain.
> She brings water wherever we go.
> THE BORG