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By Oliver Shagnasty
The Washington Pist
WASHINGTON, DC -- The man
accused of placing piranha in the
Smithsonian Institution's indoor
swimming pool told a district judge
today that he has Alzheimer's and
doesn't remember "a god damn thing."
"I don't remember nothin'," Ed
Conrad told Judge Preston Duquesne
74 times when questioned by the
prosecutor during his preliminary
hearing.
Lawrence B. Small, ousted Secretary
of the Smithsonian, was taking a dip
in the Institution's private indoor swim- ...