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Re: Jesus Made Me Puke         


Author: Jorge Cruz Rodriguez
Date: May 8, 2008 06:42

This is pretty funny -- it reminds me of H. L. Mencken's
adventures among the snake-handlers and speakers
of tongues. I think, though, that the political effect of
these people is beginning to fade, so they may become
more of a curiosity than a threat or nuisance. G. W.
Bush may have used them, but association with them
(e.g. Hagee) is more likely to be a liability for McCain.

On May 6, 11:24 am, Anarcissie gmail.com> wrote:
> Since Sound of Trumpet, enabled by Google Groups, has
> turned these newsgroups into religion forums, I
> thought you'd all enjoy this hilarious...
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Re: Jesus Made Me Puke         


Author: Don Stockbauer
Date: May 8, 2008 08:17

God and the Universe are identical.
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Re: Jesus Made Me Puke         


Author: Xan
Date: May 8, 2008 12:51

"Don Stockbauer" hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:85019aeb-ac45-479a-9cfe-77e7895e7a0d@b9g2000prh.googlegroups.com...
> God and the Universe are identical.

Jesus - do you do anything but repeat and regurgitate the same old crap over
and over?
Do you ever change? Think anything new - anything different?
Let us all wait until the "Global brain kicks in".
Oh my God what utter garbage.
Xan
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Re: Jesus Made Me Puke         


Author: Day Brown
Date: May 8, 2008 23:04

Xan wrote:
>
> "Don Stockbauer" hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:85019aeb-ac45-479a-9cfe-77e7895e7a0d@b9g2000prh.googlegroups.com...
>> God and the Universe are identical.
>
> Jesus - do you do anything but repeat and regurgitate the same old crap
> over
> and over?
> Do you ever change? Think anything new - anything different?
> Let us all wait until the "Global brain kicks in".
> Oh my God what utter garbage.
The Bagavad Gita says that some of what you encounter are divinely
created forms which only exist as a challenge to the fulfillment of your
kharma. Like cosmic robots, they do what they do. Just like the monsters
in a video game, the Gita calls them Avatars.

They can only, as you say, regurgitate what they've been programmed to.
They cannot learn anything new, altho you may learn from them.
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Re: Jesus Made Me Puke         


Author: *Anarcissie*
Date: May 10, 2008 11:05

On May 8, 11:17 am, Don Stockbauer hotmail.com> wrote:
> God and the Universe are identical.

So Jesus didn't make _you_ puke.

Or did he?
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Re: Jesus Made Me Puke         


Author: Howard Brazee
Date: May 10, 2008 16:35

On Sat, 10 May 2008 11:05:19 -0700 (PDT), "*Anarcissie*"
gmail.com> wrote:
>> God and the Universe are identical.
>
>So Jesus didn't make _you_ puke.
>
>Or did he?

How many times have you read about some guy who survives a disaster
that kills a bunch of other people - and that guy gives thanks to God
for saving him?

If God saved him, who was watching over all those other guys?
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Re: Jesus Made Me Puke         


Author: Dan Clore
Date: May 10, 2008 20:44

Howard Brazee wrote:
> On Sat, 10 May 2008 11:05:19 -0700 (PDT), "*Anarcissie*"
> gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>> God and the Universe are identical.
>> So Jesus didn't make _you_ puke.
>>
>> Or did he?
>
> How many times have you read about some guy who survives a disaster
> that kills a bunch of other people - and that guy gives thanks to God
> for saving him?
>
> If God saved him, who was watching over all those other guys?

The disaster was an act of Gawd.

It was probably the Devil that saved those people, in the hopes of
tempting them into damnation, and frustrating Gawd's plan of an eternity
of boring harp playing and such.
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