One of the largest selling 'new' items in society are treadmills.The
image of watching your favorite tv show while gently jogging along is
the image projected.

They are expensive, noisy and use power. They are brilliant for dogs
whos ownres cannot take them fo a walk, but dogs, unlike people,cannot
walk on the spot (no pun intended), in silence, without cost, and
actually only use the energy that you want to use.

Hope their are no treadmill sales people reading this...

I just made the whole thing up....honestly.

BOfL