Re: If Mormons don't believe that 173-year-old people walk the Earth, what do they make of this?
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Re: If Mormons don't believe that 173-year-old people walk the Earth, what do they make of this?         

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Author: Tim
Date: Nov 20, 2006 15:14

"Jong Kim" hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Tim" qwerty.com> wrote in message
> news:aMCdncTx2PucFP3YnZ2dnUVZ_vidnZ2d@aci.on.ca...
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> 10 To whom shall I speak, and give warning, that they may hear? behold,
> their ear is uncircumcised, and they cannot hearken: behold, the word of
> the
> LORD is unto them a reproach; they have no delight in it.
>
> (Old Testament | Jeremiah 6:10)
>
> 20 ... and the scriptures shall be given, even as they are in mine own
> bosom, to the salvation of mine own elect;
>
> 21 For they will hear my voice, and shall see me, and shall not be
> asleep,
> and shall abide the day of my coming; for they shall be purified, even as
> I
> am pure.
>
> (Doctrine and Covenants | Section 35:20 - 21)
>
> 96 And great are the words of Isaiah, saith the Lord, one of the greatest
> prophets ever to have walked the earth, for great are the words of Isaiah,
> for they speak of thee, O Israel, Israel, who have been scattered among
> the
> nations as prophesied by him, even my brother Isaiah, saith the Lord God
> of
> Israel, even Jesus Christ.
>
> Revelations of Jesus Christ 24:96
>
>> Hey, bible thump, who gives a rat's ass what you and the morons think?
>>
>
> Hardcore cultural Mormons secretly hate Brigham Young in their hearts, the
> name of their University notwithstanding. Neither do they have any genuine
> regard for Brigham's superiors, Joseph Smith the Seer and Art Bulla
> the One Mighty and Strong (in one respect, Brigham is greater than Art,
> having preceded Art in time). Therefore cultural Mormons are insincere
> at best, when they claim to love the Lord Jesus Christ.
>
> These things are posted in order to reach the families of Israel
> scattered to the four corners of the earth, even the lost sheep that
> were assigned of the Father to dwell in the Gentile nations of the earth
> in these the last days, as well as to urge all cultural Mormons and
> Gentiles
> to repent of their sins and abominations and follies
> (if they have committed any), that the Lord's wrath
> may not be poured out utterly upon anyone who would repent and receive
> the ordinances of baptism and the laying on of hands for the gift of
> the Holy Ghost, to be numbered with Israel and partake of the blessings
> of Abraham, of Isaac, and of Jacob.
>
> 23 Verily, verily, I say unto you, darkness covereth the earth, and gross
> darkness the minds of the people, and all flesh has become corrupt before
> my
> face.
>
> 24 Behold, vengeance cometh speedily upon the inhabitants of the earth, a
> day of wrath, a day of burning, a day of desolation, of weeping, of
> mourning, and of lamentation; and as a whirlwind it shall come upon all
> the
> face of the earth, saith the Lord.
>
> 25 And upon my house shall it begin, and from my house shall it go forth,
> saith the Lord;
>
> 26 First among those among you, saith the Lord, who have professed to know
> my name and have not known me, and have blasphemed against me in the midst
> of my house, saith the Lord.
>
> (Doctrine and Covenants | Section 112:23 - 26)
>
> Journal of Discourses, Vol.5, Pg.57, Brigham Young, July 19, 1857:
>
> There are a few apostates here, and I have understood the whining and
> sympathy they manifested for our enemies. It makes me think of what I
> heard
> from a High Priest's house, that he did not know a Saint's face from the
> Devil's. It is just so with a great many. They would not know the angel
> Gabriel, if he were to stand here to preach to them, from Lucifer, the Son
> of the Morning. If Lucifer were to hand out a dollar--"You are a
> gentleman;
> won't you call at my house?" "Here is another dollar." "Call over at my
> house; I have some daughters: perhaps you would like to be introduced to
> them. I have a fine family; call in, and get acquainted with my family."
>
> Do you know that there is no fellowship between Christ and Baal? Do you
> think that a union has taken place between them? Can you fellowship those
> who will serve the Devil? If you do, you are like them, and we wish you
> to
> go with them; for we do not want you. We wish that all such men and women
> would apostatize and come out boldly and say, "We are going to hell upon
> our
> own road;" and I will say, "Go ahead, and may the Devil speed you on your
> journey. Here is sixpence for you." But do not be snooping round,
> pretending to be Saints, at the same time be receiving such men into your
> houses and such spirits into your hearts, as many do. Well, all that is
> necessary, and it will be so; but the time will come when "judgment will
> be
> laid to the line, and righteousness to the plummet;" and if it is not
> hailstones, it will be some other kind that will sweep away those who make
> lies and love them.
>
> Journal of Discourses, Vol.4, Pg.58, Brigham Young, November 2, 1856:
>
> I am happy for the privilege of addressing the Saints, and I could hope
> with
> all my heart, that I may never be called upon to address any other class
> of
> people; still, the Gospel must be preached to the world, that the wicked
> may
> be left without excuse.
>
> 14 And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a
> witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.
>
> (New Testament | Matthew 24:14)
>
> Teachings of the Prophet Joseph Smith, Section Two 1834-37 Pg.87:
>
> The servants of God will not have gone over the nations of the Gentiles,
> with a warning voice, until the destroying angel will commence to waste
> the
> inhabitants of the earth, and as the prophet hath said, "It shall be a
> vexation to hear the report."
>
> 1 Woe to the crown of pride, to the drunkards of Ephraim, whose glorious
> beauty [is] a fading flower, which [are] on the head of the fat valleys of
> them that are overcome with wine!
>
> 2 Behold, the Lord hath a mighty and strong one, [which] as a tempest of
> hail [and] a destroying storm, as a flood of mighty waters overflowing,
> shall cast down to the earth with the hand.
>
> (Old Testament | Isaiah 28:1 - 2)
>
> Teachings of the One Mighty and Strong, Message 27 -- New Revelation:
>
> (by Orson Pratt, The Seer, May 1854, with Art Bulla's words in
> parenthesis.)
>
> At the present time, so great is your wickedness, that silence reigns in
> heaven, and all eternity is pained, and the angels are waiting with
> longing
> anxiety for the great command to reap down the harvest of the earth, and
> bind the tares in bundles and give them to the burning flame1 And if you
> will not listen to the warning voice, and repent, the servants of God will
> not cease their cries to the heavens, until God shall come out of his
> hiding
> place, and make a full end, that the earth may be cleansed and rest for a
> season.
>
> How is it, that you will not awake to a sense of the awful condition that
> you are in? How is it, that you will close your eyes to the signs of the
> times, (Civil war was poured out upon them in punishment by the Lord for
> killing Joseph and Hyrum, my beloved brethren, the Prophets and Seers of
> Jacob, yea, even Israel) and not perceive the day of your visitation? How
> is
> it, that you will not pay any attention to that which belongs to your
> peace?
> How is it, that you can be so hard in your hearts and blind in your minds
> that you cannot perceive the hand of the Lord in bringing to light the
> sacred Records of the ancient Israelites who dwelt upon this continent?
> Why
> do you condemn the most excellent work upon popular rumour, without even
> reading one page of its contents? Why will you be proud in your hearts
> (aren't men and women the very same in all ages of the world in their
> great
> wickedness and depravity?) and exalt yourselves above all other nations,
> and
> boast of your own strength as a nation, and imagine that no evil will come
> upon you, though you continue in your wickedness? (Was not Brother Orson a
> prophet in this regard, even as I am, for I, being moved upon mightily by
> the Spirit of Revelation, and Prophecy, do hereby prophesy such great
> destruction upon this the North American continent that the tongue cannot
> portray the scene of anguish, and this shall be because of the wickedness
> of
> the inhabitants of the land as before, and it shall be racial conflict
> between the abominable black son of Cain and the equally wretched
> red-necked
> gentile, saith the Lord, that it shall make Civil War seem civil in
> comparison, for they even they, saith the Lord, shall feed upon each
> other's
> flesh in that day as in the day that the Nephite and Lamanite warriors fed
> upon the flesh of their victims as recorded in the Book of Mormon as a
> testimony to this nation of bigots of their pattern in their destruction
> as
> a nation, for thus saith the Lord, they, even they shall be hewn down just
> in like manner as the two other nations whose inhabitants have covered the
> land also as thine, O ye great big swinish Gentile, for how my God hateth
> and loatheth thee!) Why not discern and understand that it is God that has
> made you a strong and powerful nation, and not yourselves? It is God that
> setteth up and pulleth down. If you would repent, as He requires you in
> the
> Book of Mormon, you would continue to be blessed upon the land; but if you
> obey not and reject His word, He will certainly visit you as it is
> written.
> Oh, then, why will you not repent? it will certainly do you no harm to
> repent, and forsake false doctrines and every species of wickedness. If
> you
> repent and call upon the Lord even as our pilgrim fathers did, when they
> first came to this land, God will be merciful unto you and prolong your
> blessings in the land.-- Even though you in your darkness may suppose the
> Book of Mormon (and the Book--The Revelations of Jesus Christ) an
> imposition, you certainly will be on the safe side if you repent and do as
> that book (those books) require.
>
> If this new revelation required you to do something that was evil, you
> would
> have some reason for distrusting it and paying no attention to it; but
> when
> it requires you to repent, and forsake every evil practice, and sets forth
> your evils and abominations plainly before your eyes, of which you
> yourselves know that you are guilty, where is your excuse for not obeying,
> even though you may think that it is the work of man? If it be the work of
> man, can you be excused, and will God overlook all the sins which you know
> you are guilty of and which that book accuses you of, and which it
> requires
> you to repent of? No: you have no excuse; you well know that you ought to
> repent of every evil of which (those books) accuse you; and that God will
> in
> no wise acquit the guilty (Before I came they had a cloak for their sin,
> but
> now that I am come they have none.) And if you already know this, how much
> more ought you to fear when a professed revelation makes its appearance
> threatening you with awful and speedy judgment, if you do not repent.
>
> Oh my nation! the inhabitants of this beautiful and lovely country! open
> your ears to the voice of your Redeemer, whose bowels of compassion yearn
> over you--whose voice is to all the inhabitants of the land calling upon
> them to repent, and turn away from all their iniquities, and be baptized
> (and Latter-Day-Saints, be re-baptized, also polygamist hypocrites, who
> yearn to be popular and aggrandized by men) in His name for the remission
> of
> sins, that they may be filled with the Holy Ghost. Then shall ye know His
> voice, and the voice of his servants, and the voice of his spirit: for the
> spirit is light, and maketh manifest the truth, and if it be in you, you
> shall be the children of the light and not walk in darkness.
>
> Now what man is there in all this nation that will not acknowledge that
> repentance would not only be beneficial to individuals, but to the whole
> nation? Why then condemn the (The Revelations of Jesus Christ) Book of
> Mormon, for calling upon you to do that which you know would be
> beneficial?
> But, you may reply, the Book of Mormon (Ibid) professes to be a New
> Revelation (but Ogden Kraut says we need no more revelation, for we have
> Brigham and all the old prophets, and we need no more revelation), and we
> do
> not believe in new revelation, (or we do not believe a man from the east
> with such an unlikely name as Art Bulla can get it, for he should be able
> to
> cut off an arm or some other member of the body and restore it again that
> the people may know he has come with power, before we will believe) and
> therefore we will not repent--A poor excuse indeed!
>
> [end of Scripture quote]
>
> The Holy Ghost testified to me of the above combined passage penned by the
> Apostles
> Orson Pratt and Art Bulla at about 9:55 pm tonight.
>
> 17 And it shall come to pass, because of the wickedness of the world, that
> I
> will take vengeance upon the wicked, for they will not repent; for the cup
> of mine indignation is full; for behold, my blood shall not cleanse them
> if
> they hear me not.
>
> 18 Wherefore, I the Lord God will send forth flies upon the face of the
> earth, which shall take hold of the inhabitants thereof, and shall eat
> their
> flesh, and shall cause maggots to come in upon them;
>
> 19 And their tongues shall be stayed that they shall not utter against me;
> and their flesh shall fall from off their bones, and their eyes from their
> sockets;
>
> 20 And it shall come to pass that the beasts of the forest and the fowls
> of
> the air shall devour them up.
>
> 21 And the great and abominable church, which is the whore of all the
> earth,
> shall be cast down by devouring fire, according as it is spoken by the
> mouth
> of Ezekiel the prophet, who spoke of these things, which have not come to
> pass but surely must, as I live, for abominations shall not reign.
>
> (Doctrine and Covenants | Section 29:17 - 21)
>
> 92 Pray ye, therefore, that their ears may be opened unto your cries, that
> I
> may be merciful unto them, that these things may not come upon them.
>
> 93 What I have said unto you must needs be, that all men may be left
> without
> excuse;
>
> 94 That wise men and rulers may hear and know that which they have never
> considered;
>
> 95 That I may proceed to bring to pass my act, my strange act, and perform
> my work, my strange work, that men may discern between the righteous and
> the
> wicked, saith your God.
>
> (Doctrine and Covenants | Section 101:92 - 95)
>
> 26 And behold, all things are written by the Father; therefore out of the
> books which shall be written shall the world be judged.
>
> (Book of Mormon | 3 Nephi 27:26)
>
> --
> Jong Kim
>
>
>

Yeah verily are thine and thoust smit, smitten, and smoted.
(Book of Donut | Boston Cream 42:7- Message to the Un-beliver)

Oh thank ye for the sprinkley bits. Yeah verily so things that have been so
as shall they be as they were wheneth they were verily in thine's beholding
upon the greatness and the goodness of the jelly filling. Let us eat sweet,
tasty, dainty bits of thine divinity made manifest in thine greatness to the
goodness of the dough. Let none have any other sweetness before them, unless
of course they reckoneth that sweetness to be infinitely feeble to your
sweetness that is so sweet, even thougheth they find that feeble sweetness
sweet; though let us not be tempted.

(Dogma of the Donut - Chapter 7 - The Bear-claw speaks.)

Friend, you still have time, convert to my dogmatic fantasy outlook while
you can! The church of donut is a wonderful place! Those who disdain the
eclair, who snub their noses at the muffin, who pooh-pooh the wide
assortment of jelly- fills, glazes, and sprinkleys, not to mention the
torus, all are destined to be cast into the great big deep-fryer! Are you
willing to face that fact? Convert today or face the fryer for ETERNITY
(it's true! it's even in big letters!).
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