"Grandpa, can you tell me how Bush became our beloved Dictator?" asked
little Timmy

I wrote this on Nov 27 2006, 2:32 am

...whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends,
it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to
institute new Government.
-Thomas Jefferson, Declaration of Independence

"Grandpa, can you tell me how Bush became our beloved Dictator?" asked
little Timmy as he walked his Grandpa home from the store.

"Now hush, Timmy, you know we're not suppose to talk about such
things," Grandpa scowled while looking over his shoulder, " Homeland
Security might be listening in on us.."

"But Grandpa.." Timmy whined, "The kids at school talk about it all
the
time on the playground. They say Bush HAD to take over the country
because of the Islamo.....the Islamo....."

"Fascists, Timmy, Islamo-fascist. They were called Islamo-fascist."

"My friends all say it was necessary for the safety of the country."
Timmy said proudly, a big smile covering his tiny face.

bodhi wrote:

On Nov 8, 4:42 am,

On Nov 8, 4:04 am, bodhi hotmail.com> wrote:

bodhi, if you would just not crosspost, you'd fit right in on
rec.music.gdead.
Hope that helps!

This is no joke.

That question _will_ be asked as early as Hillary's 15 point trouncing
of the Republicon in 2008.

And the answer will be obvious:

"Because Democrats failed to nominate anyone in 2000."

Bret Cahill

On Nov 8, 4:04 am, bodhi hotmail.com> wrote:

On Thu, 08 Nov 2007 07:50:54 -0800, MichaelNJ@gmail.com wrote:

Definately the best thing I have ever seen you write, bravo. Kill and
torture the people to keep em safe, right?

On Nov 8, 5:52 pm, Knowledge charter.net> wrote:

"Grandpa, can you tell me how Bush became our beloved Dictator?" asked
little Timmy

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A better "Grandpa" joke:

"Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?"

"Of course I can, Little Timmy, but why would you want me to do that?"

"Because Mommy said that just as soon as you croak we can go to
Hawaii!!!!!"