| Re: God bless America --why we are doomed |
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Group: alt.philosophy · Group Profile
Author: ComandanteBananaComandanteBanana Date: Sep 10, 2008 17:26
On Sep 10, 6:39Â pm, neo live.com> wrote:> ComandanteBanana wrote:
>> No, I haven't converted to the faith, just that ignorance and faith
>> seem to have the key to happiness in America. But when all evidence
>> tells you that the monkeys are trashing the panel, then you start
>> worrying about the homo sapiens.
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> .
> According to CIA classified documents, army of "twelve monkeys" spread
> SIV virus which evolved as HIV virus. This entire conspiracy by
> monkeys is to eliminate mankind so that monkeys can take over all
> banana crops. Banana is gateway to heaven, according to monkeyism
> religion.
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> Banana contains 28%% vitamin B6, pyrodoxin. Monkeys believe that banana
> is key to acquire intelligence. So eat banana to beat monkeys.
Wait a minute. I also read on a Chiquita label the othe day "brain
food."
So if the stupid lion that wants to eat the monkey (claiming he's a
carnivore) eats the banana the monkey is giving him, then the lion
will become real smart.
Wouldn't it be a nice world that we lived without carnivores? In other
words, could the cooperative monkeys win over the alpha male monkeys
that want to be lions?
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