| Re: God bless America --why we are doomed |
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Group: alt.philosophy · Group Profile
Author: neoneo Date: Sep 10, 2008 15:39
ComandanteBanana wrote:
> No, I haven't converted to the faith, just that ignorance and faith
> seem to have the key to happiness in America. But when all evidence
> tells you that the monkeys are trashing the panel, then you start
> worrying about the homo sapiens.
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According to CIA classified documents, army of "twelve monkeys" spread
SIV virus which evolved as HIV virus. This entire conspiracy by
monkeys is to eliminate mankind so that monkeys can take over all
banana crops. Banana is gateway to heaven, according to monkeyism
religion.
Banana contains 28%% vitamin B6, pyrodoxin. Monkeys believe that banana
is key to acquire intelligence. So eat banana to beat monkeys.
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