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God bless America --why we are doomed         


Author: ComandanteBanana
Date: Sep 10, 2008 12:55

No, I haven't converted to the faith, just that ignorance and faith
seem to have the key to happiness in America. But when all evidence
tells you that the monkeys are trashing the panel, then you start
worrying about the homo sapiens.

Well, perhaps humor offers some escape too...

(I answer below, where the idea is WHY CAN'T WE SAFELY RIDE A BIKE TO
HELP THE ENVIRONMENT?)

On Sep 10, 10:04 am, Pat wrote:
> It must be hard to be the only person who's ever right.
>
> It must be hard to know all of the answers.
>
> It must be hard to know what...
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Re: God bless America --why we are doomed         


Author: Jack
Date: Sep 10, 2008 13:45

You may be doomed but I'm doing great.
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Author: Jack
Date: Sep 10, 2008 13:58

You're doomed. I'm doing great.
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Re: God bless America --why we are doomed         


Author: ComandanteBanana
Date: Sep 10, 2008 15:33

On Sep 10, 4:58 pm, "Jack" yahoo.com> wrote:
> You're doomed.  I'm doing great.

I understand that if you have faith AND have money to burn, you should
be doing just fine!

But if you are lowly enough to have to ride a bike, then you are
doomed.
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Re: God bless America --why we are doomed         


Author: Jack
Date: Sep 10, 2008 15:36

ComandanteBanana wrote:
> On Sep 10, 4:58 pm, "Jack" yahoo.com> wrote:
>> You're doomed. I'm doing great.
>
> I understand that if you have faith AND have money to
> burn, you should be doing just fine!
>
> But if you are lowly enough to have to ride a bike, then
> you are doomed.

Some of my best memories are of biking to work when my car died one year.
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Re: God bless America --why we are doomed         


Author: neo
Date: Sep 10, 2008 15:39

ComandanteBanana wrote:
> No, I haven't converted to the faith, just that ignorance and faith
> seem to have the key to happiness in America. But when all evidence
> tells you that the monkeys are trashing the panel, then you start
> worrying about the homo sapiens.

.
According to CIA classified documents, army of "twelve monkeys" spread
SIV virus which evolved as HIV virus. This entire conspiracy by
monkeys is to eliminate mankind so that monkeys can take over all
banana crops. Banana is gateway to heaven, according to monkeyism
religion.

Banana contains 28%% vitamin B6, pyrodoxin. Monkeys believe that banana
is key to acquire intelligence. So eat banana to beat monkeys.
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Re: God bless America --why we are doomed         


Author: ComandanteBanana
Date: Sep 10, 2008 17:18

On Sep 10, 6:36 pm, "Jack" yahoo.com> wrote:
> ComandanteBanana wrote:
>> On Sep 10, 4:58 pm, "Jack" yahoo.com> wrote:
>>> You're doomed. I'm doing great.
>
>> I understand that if you have faith AND have money to
>> burn, you should be doing just fine!
>
>> But if you are lowly enough to have to ride a bike, then
>> you are doomed.
>
> Some of my best memories are of biking to work when my car died one year.

Good to hear you didn't die. ;)

Many people don't ride for fear of dying. But yes, it's a lot of fun.
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Re: God bless America --why we are doomed         


Author: ComandanteBanana
Date: Sep 10, 2008 17:26

On Sep 10, 6:39 pm, neo live.com> wrote:
> ComandanteBanana wrote:
>> No, I haven't converted to the faith, just that ignorance and faith
>> seem to have the key to happiness in America. But when all evidence
>> tells you that the monkeys are trashing the panel, then you start
>> worrying about the homo sapiens.
>
> .
> According to CIA classified documents, army of "twelve monkeys" spread
> SIV virus which evolved as HIV virus. This entire conspiracy by
> monkeys is to eliminate mankind so that monkeys can take over all
> banana crops. Banana is gateway to heaven, according to monkeyism
> religion.
>
> Banana contains 28%% vitamin B6, pyrodoxin. Monkeys believe that banana
> is key to acquire intelligence. So eat banana to beat monkeys.

Wait a minute. I also read on a Chiquita label the othe day "brain
food."
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Re: God bless America --why we are doomed         


Author: Jack
Date: Sep 11, 2008 04:43

ComandanteBanana wrote:
> On Sep 10, 6:36 pm, "Jack" yahoo.com> wrote:
>> ComandanteBanana wrote:
>>> On Sep 10, 4:58 pm, "Jack" yahoo.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>> You're doomed. I'm doing great.
>>
>>> I understand that if you have faith AND have money to
>>> burn, you should be doing just fine!
>>
>>> But if you are lowly enough to have to ride a bike, then
>>> you are doomed.
>>
>> Some of my best memories are of biking to work when my
>> car died one year.
>
> Good to hear you didn't die. ;)
>
> Many people don't ride for fear of dying. But yes, it's
> a lot of fun. ...
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Re: God bless America --why we are doomed         


Author: ComandanteBanana
Date: Sep 11, 2008 07:55

On Sep 11, 7:43 am, "Jack" yahoo.com> wrote:
> ComandanteBanana wrote:
>> On Sep 10, 6:36 pm, "Jack" yahoo.com> wrote:
>>> ComandanteBanana wrote:
>>>> On Sep 10, 4:58 pm, "Jack" yahoo.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>> You're doomed. I'm doing great.
>
>>>> I understand that if you have faith AND have money to
>>>> burn, you should be doing just fine!
>
>>>> But if you are lowly enough to have to ride a bike, then
>>>> you are doomed.
>
>>> Some of my best memories are of biking to work when my
>>> car died one year.
>
>> Good to hear you didn't die. ;)
>
>> Many people don't ride for fear of dying.  But yes, it's ...
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