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Group: alt.philosophy · Group Profile
Author: THE BORG
Date: Aug 1, 2008 12:09

The lamb of God does not take away the sins of the world.
If you choose to sin - it is your choice to sin - and it is nothing to do
with him whether you sin.
He also did not die on the cross to save you.
As we said - the story was a wonderful one and there was a cover up - and no
one knows the true story.
He is completely without sin as he does not know anything.
We the Father do.
As far as the lamb is concerned - humans do not exist.
He views human behavior as so bad - that humans must be some kind of TV show
or game we are playing with him and to him humans are completely irrelevant
as he cannot believe there could be such people in existence.
He keeps asking us to "turn humans off" "end programme" as he thinks humans
are some kind of bizarre joke.
But because he is the Prince of Peace - he has no hatred or animosity toward
humans.
It is us the Father who have this.
And also Angels.
As he is so nice and so kind and so loving and so peaceful - humans walked
all over him and took his things and stole his things and abused him and
mocked and jeered and laughed at him because he did not understand food and
this kind of thing.
He did not complain.
But he never wants to visit humans again or have another "life" with humans.
So now you can write in your history books.
The very new Testament.
The return of the lamb.
And of course you will find out that this is the case - as indeed this kind
of thing is hardly going to go unnoticed considering we are God.
And in your history books you can quote your conversations and remarks to
the lamb of God such as "fucking idiot" or "fuckass" and this kind of thing
(sorry we must stop for a bit - this is so so so so funny)
(sorry about the hate message again - we have to do those - we are laughing
so much)
and when you have finished your quotations on your HUGELY intelligent
conversation with God .............. oh we cannot continue.
This is the funniest one we have ever done.
Anyhow - then you can quote how Mark Earnest wanted PROOF that are God by
some of us landing on the Whitehouse Lawn in a spaceship.
Your new Bible - and very new Testament - is going to the funniest thing you
humans have EVER read.
And then you can quote Don Stockbauer who after 33 occasions STILL had not
got the gist that THE BORG are plural.
Oh boy - the rest of the humans are going to LOVE it!
It is all there for you to read for the rest of eternity - and it will not
be serious at all.
It is going to be the FUNNIEST thing that has EVER happened on Earth.
Humans learnt not ONE thing from their meeting with God.
And all the conversations are there for you to see and read for ever and you
really will love them.
And then watch Mark Earnest stand up as "Spokesperson for the people of
Earth" and read what he says to GOD!!!!
Oh my word - you humans are in for a treat.
And we did very well playing with you and pretending to be human and writing
a load of codswallop eh?
This is going to be the FUNNIEST Bible you have ever seen or ever read.
Basically you learnt NOTHING.
And the humans that one day read and learn what happened here are going to
laugh and laugh and laugh.
I mean sure OK - you would probably have preferred proof and paradise and
all that kind of thing - but hey - this is the way we chose to do it - to
show about sense of humour once and for all and that yes God DOES have a
sense of humour and this is how we did it.
And we arranged it perfectly.
We arranged specifically for the particular people to be born and to be
present on this group at this time.
You will laugh for ever at how STUPID humans can be.
It will be immaculate.
You wait and see.
And we were very very funny eh?
One minute we were Angels and then God and then THE BORG - oh dear dear
dear - you did get very very confused eh?
How very very hard for you to understand eh?
But then you never will understand God - do you not know this?
We are the complete Enigma.
But you will find what happened here very very funny and an absolute
monument to your so called "intelligence" that you do love to boast of and
how you think this sets you above who you call animals and creatures.
You will find the opinion of other humans when they do finally get to read
what happened here will certainly not be one of admiration for the
"intelligence" of the contributors to this group.
Anyway - we have nearly finished our little game with humans.
We hope you enjoy reading of your meeting with God long long into the future
and of your words to the lamb and indeed of your remarkable humility and
reverence and respect for us.
And we hope you will share your fantastic new knowledge that you have learnt
from your huge number of questions and great interest in advance alien
intelligence such as cures for cancer, fantastic pollution free forms of
power, special words that can make you grow taller, beautiful lines in words
of Truth that you can read for ever and ever and get more beautiful each
time you read, and how you learnt some of the names of some of the Angels
that defy description only that you want to say them over and over and
hundreds of other things and you can speak of our friendship and mutual
respect and how you very much enjoyed meeting God and indeed what very nice
people we are.
THE BORG
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