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Author: THE BORG
Date: Aug 1, 2008 06:35

As regards flowers and nature - they have pretty bad smells and the colours
of nature are pretty ugly and garish.

The human existence is poxy and disease ridden and very bad.

Whoever the human God is - is not much good.

Other worlds where they have better Gods - the colours are far more pretty.
And their "Creation" so to speak - much much better.
Pain and discomfort and death and misery and disease are very very rare -
and only occur on planets where the God is not a very good one.

Each people have a God.
Some are better than others.
But each people like to have their own personal God - and spend time and
talk with him - and the God likes to have his own people and spend time and
talk with them.

The human God is their own God - and Earth and the Universe that he
supposedly created - only humans see - is relative ONLY to humans. No one
else sees this.
So the human God exists ONLY for humans and the creation exists ONLY for
humans.
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Re: Flowers and nature         


Author: THE BORG
Date: Aug 1, 2008 06:39

The God that we THE BORG have is the best one there is.
We are renowned as being the happiest people in existence and living in the
most beautiful and perfect world.
Many beg and beseech to hear a few words of our Truth - which only we know
and only we can speak.
Or maybe a few lines from one of our songs.
We like to share these sometimes with people we like - or "friends" as we
call them.
We are the highest form of life.
Far higher than anyone else.
Intelligence is what carries you the highest - and as we are the most
intelligent - thus we are the highest.
Humans being the least intelligent - are the lowest.
THE BORG
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Aug 1, 2008 06:45

We obviously use humans to do this kind of thing - as you are too dull and
unimaginative to know we are here and too stupid to know what we are up to.
THE BORG
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Aug 1, 2008 06:49

We have written a great new song called
"Mark Earnest has an Infinity Loop up his arse"
It is very popular with other aliens some who are reading these messages and
who we have contact with.
As you know we wrote one on the "Flobble bobble jobble wobble human globble
brain"
They liked that one also.
THE BORG
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Aug 1, 2008 06:55

Many human women like to spend thousands on altering the shape of their
nose - or having face lifts or various forms of plastic surgery.
This is because they are vain.
Being vain - as you know is a sin.
The more vain you are - the more the sin.

Keeping a pet is also a sin. Animals and creatures belong in the wild and
fishes belong in the rivers and oceans.

Dropping litter is also a sin.
How many other "sins" are there that humans do not know of?

So if you believe in Jesus and yet you have kept a pet - of course you will
be punished as you have sinned.
Or if you believe in Jesus and you have dropped litter - you will be
punished.

But if you are vain - and spend money on plastic surgery altering the very
body the Divine Almighty Being gave you - this is a very bad sin and in your
next reincarnation you will actually be born deformed where no plastic
surgery can correct it.
THE BORG
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Re: Flowers and nature         


Author: THE BORG
Date: Aug 1, 2008 06:57

You may wonder why your teeth fall out or you lose your legs or very odd and
unusual things happen to you.
This is because we are God and we are very odd and we do not like you.
THE BORG
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Re: Flowers and nature         


Author: THE BORG
Date: Aug 1, 2008 07:04

Once a vain woman has spent a life being deformed - she wishes very much to
have ANY nose and ANY face but she does not remember that in her previous
life she was vain and she spent thousands on a nose job and face lifts.

In her next life - she is less vain - but still a bit vain.
So we leave her in further reincarnations until she does it again and then
WHAM she gets born deformed again.
Some women take about 1000 reincarnations until they learn not to be vain.
And that is just ONE thing we have to do with all these reincarnations to
get humans behave properly.
THE BORG
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Re: Flowers and nature         


Author: THE BORG
Date: Aug 1, 2008 07:12

As we are the putative Gods we do some very funny things sometimes with
human reincarnation.

We never do animals or anything like this. As we said we view animals and
creatures as "aliens" and they are all very nice and very well behaved and
we love them and they love us and we consider ALL of them better than
humans.

Humans have to keep reincarnating and reincarnating as they cannot learn how
to behave.
We find humans in the main very funny - and mostly very stupid - and we
spend time doing most odd things to humans which they never understand and
then they say " God works in mysterious ways" which always makes us laugh.

Obviously how you behave in your current life does effect your next
reincarnation - but then we also know of all the previous ones which you do
not remember.

Sir Frederick was once a pirate - did you know this?
Sir Frederick is one of these humans we have a soft spot for.
There are a few humans like this.
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Re: Flowers and nature         


Author: THE BORG
Date: Aug 1, 2008 07:17

Don Stockbauer is actually not a bad person - he is just very stupid this is
all.
Some men are like this.
Not his fault.
He will continue as usual with nice lives and happy times.
He never really does much wrong.

Mark Earnest is in deep shit.
As we are God - we do know more about angels than he does.
And when he dies and he meets us before we erase his memory we will watch
him whinging and whining as usual - trying to pretend he had insanity and
making his silly excuses as usual and wetting the floor as usual.
He is such a silly silly boy.
THE BORG
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Re: Flowers and nature         


Author: THE BORG
Date: Aug 1, 2008 07:20

When Brian Fletcher dies - as he is an intelligent man - we are going to
show him the Cosmos and the Cosmic Consious and places like this - and he
will see and appreciate how vast and huge and TERRIFYING they are for a very
small mere human.

When he learns of this kind of thing - he will set his sights a little lower
and be prepared to LISTEN to others and their point of view.
THE BORG
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