Show her that you are part of the 3%% of people who have this side
effect, that is after you learn to creat stoppage somehow.
Adverse Event Percentage of Patients
VIAGRA - PLACEBO
Headache 16%% 4%%
Flushing 10%% 1%%
Dyspepsia 7%% 2%%
Nasal Congestion 4%% 2%%
Urinary Tract Infection 3%% 2%%
Abnormal Vision† 3%% 0%%
Diarrhea 3%% 1%%
Dizziness 2%% 1%%
Rash 2%% 1%%
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Havana Omlet - Definition: A load of diarrhea that creates a series of
loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee.
Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.
Escapee - Definition: a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the
urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a
sudden wave of panic embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash
you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you
release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen.
If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did
not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all
involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.
Jailbreak..
http://www.bathroomjokes.com/poop/work.htm
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BSykiBcRV14
