Author: WordsmithWordsmith Date: Feb 22, 2008 15:09
On Feb 22, 4:05 pm, Emerson Wainwright yahoo.com>
wrote:> Explosive Diarrhea Associated With Viagra
>
> I am 61 and tried Viagra for the first time. I played my Sax in a
> Jazz band for years and always had a little poontang after the gig.
> These days the old wood is a little soft, if you know what I mean.
> I got Viagra and took the reccommended dose. After a few hours my
> testicles and vision started to turn blue along with the hardest wood
> I have produced in years. I laid down on the bed and my 37 year old
> lady friend crawled between my legs for a another lesson on the old
> skinflute. As he took it in her mouth, my penis started throbbing and
> shaking enough to rattle her teeth. Then out of nowhere, I let a high
> pitched fart and Niagara Falls spewed out of my ass. It covered my
> ladyfriend and she retched and gagged. My scrotum was royal blue by
> this time and my nuts were bouncing like Mexican jumping beans playing
> the conga!
>
> She got up, screamed and ran out of the house. And she won't talk to
> me anymore. Do you think these side effects should be reported to the ...
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