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ED CONRAD WINS NOBEL PRIZE

STOCKHOLM (Rueters) -- The
Nobel Foundation announced today
that the 2007 Nobel Prize for Science
has been awarded to Ed Conrad.
Contacted at his cubicle in the
Home for the Criminally Insane in
Shenandoah, Pa., Conrad had this
brief comment when he could hold
the phone after his straitjacket was
removed:
"The anthros, their interests SO vested
And Poor Truth for too long molested
Their deceit and deception ...