early retirement
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oh hi psychic blog
that dropped me in it

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do re mi
'man overboard'(big accident)
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it was

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th whole

eastern seaboard of oz

was under tsunami alert yesterday

first time ever

not one cunt

rang me to ask

should i head to th hills

mr witchdoctor man

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last thursday night

th local cops

did me again for

ridin down th

council's mall

they own it
dont ya know

so th witchdcotor came clean

with th local cops

abotu th two senior federal pigs

and a coupel of other offenses

i'd like taken into account

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then saturday night

i wandered into th city

brizzy

to have another argument with th pigs and

then it got interesting

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i have to inform u

u have a new

witchdcotor of kuta

i'm retiring

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they've taken my playgorund away

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?
't007'
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if not airborn within three mintues
clearance will be cancelled

lyric

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grinspoon
'pressure tested 1984'
+++

i can fly

bewteen th posts int h city anymore

saturdays ticket is for

failin to keep left

on th footpath

+++

level five water restrictions

i have t leave town

cant have a bath and

already arguin with th council

over my disability

th dicklesss tracy
suggested i sit in puddles

bathe in th river

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luv u too mel

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course

one of her male colleages

is in my ear

whispered to me

this female witchdcotor

u;ve appointed

will she do as good a job as you have ?

+++

yr kiddin man

not one rang me

to ask if they should

head for th hills

+++

our tides were
up a foot

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tatu
'all the things you said in russian'
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my doctor asked

had i seen th tsunami ?

yeah man

ubt

ya have t go back to where i asked fo rit and

look into my

agenda

which said

new zealand nxt

then we invade

new guinea

stoppin on all th small islands
on th way

as is traditional

level five quake in nz then

yesterdays

was 8.1 in soloman islands

which oz has a problem with

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more drugs over here

scuse i

.
.
.

one cop
wants me to go back to th underworld

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well th underworld
offered me a car to

disappear in

but i dont need it

no-one cares

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but

it does look

like i'll get away with

th two senior feds

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queensland law

th pigs anyway

dont admit

psychic phenomena is real

+++

she called it

psychic bullshit

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placebo
'running up that hill'
+++

th mood stabilizer hasnt

affected my gift

+++

still writin clues to th nxt song
about to play

+++

my playground

th posts in town my

pain management system is

shot t hell

+++

understandable
th pigs

dont want a witchdoctor
anywhere round here

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i'm not needed here

i said to th pigs

sat night

and on monday

when th

whoel eastern oz

was freakin about th tsunami warnings

not one phone call

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i havent succeeded trippy

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havent gotten thru to anyone

+++

ah man
almost cryin in my bong

+++

ya have to let me go kuta

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mel doesnt
believe in psychci phenomena but
i go tfive coppers

surrunding me in adelaide st

hangin on every word

blood mopney curse
on th internet

sevend ays before

world trade centre dropped

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dragged christopher skase

to his deathj

behgidn my car

in this blog

seven days before th cunt died of

natural causes

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blue oyster cult
'veteran of the psychic wars'
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th media wont listen

+++

cops asked me

+++

th underworld

where i came from
is listening but

they;r eppl too

not oen call

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yr it kuta lady

taking my magic and

headin elsewhere

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to th mountians

+++

i dropped int o claires

plank was down

from cairns
on my brothers birthday

th other day

he asked

how u know i was here black ?

one of th few who still call me

black

i passed our old farm and

yr last name

written on th gate man

a builder

i can read th signs

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so how's cairns and th
tablelands goin then ?

interesting

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1800 k's north

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got somewhere else to go first

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i used to run drugs in cairns

that dry hey

while i was on probation for drugs

i know

some things never change

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course

th local dealers

well two of em

are

we;re dry here too paulie
u been gettin looked after

+++
violent femmes
'i held her in my arms'
+++

show me th bitches

+++

shutup then

+++

they do look after me though

+++

th last time h ran out

i was already sittin at th table

when th big feela rrived to nab th last

+++

no i'm already fixed up

+++

and whenth three cop cars

sat around th corner

both me and

little brother

came flyint hru th door

not fuckin wi my pot supply

even my non smokin brother

landed in my dealers driveway

+++

th cops are in my diary
th doctors are in my diary

but not one

rang me to ask

should we be evacutaing proven psychic man

+++
planet funk(feat dan black)
'who said'(stuck in the uk)
+++

i watched th local reaction

and how many ppl

never got th tsunami warnings

closely

+++

not happy jan

+++

th reef will save us

and th isalnd out there

no they wont

+++

added a foot
to our tides

and only 8.1

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they got a
five metre

tsunami

donw there

in th soloman islkands

down

not up

we been here longer

than u

+++

care factor

u didnt join

the united states of austral asia

+++

when johnny howard
signed a

defense pact with
japan

i smiled

+++

giggled

if th truth bee known

+++
Christina/Mya/Pink/Lil' Kim
'Lady Marmalade'
+++

catwoman

has sent me another txt

said she would

+++

i dunno babe

i did

ride in th surf
three weekends in a row

down surfers paradise way

in th last month

withc i cant afford

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wot's th witchdoctor doin here

ridin th beach

three weekends in a row

he told th pigs

he only comes here

twice a yr

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i put
one toe

in th north pine dam
on sunday

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long walk
down th bank

to th water

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so dry

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i'm not neededhere kuta

it doesn tmmatte rif th white chick withnice tits

cant do my job
as good as i can

least they'll look at her and

stare at her tits and hten

maybe listen to two words

she puts together

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?
'geardown'
+++
kylie minogue
'slow'
+++

she's got th magic

dont bee a racist cunt or

sexist

+++

a tough bitch

a kuta lady

+++

she got about
six other kuta ladys to help her

+++

how are yr balls black ?

"not enough baths"

+++

body is runnin a little

under th weather

already

th

water levels in our house dropepd

soem months ago

my little brother

+++

level five water restrictions

no baths

+++

and carteainly not

th five a day i

lived with for

twenty yrs

+++

dumb dickless tracy

asked why not a shower

do ya get
one sixth gravity

for th testies

in a shower dear

well

+++

cant beat city hall
dont i know it

+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no02'
+++

dont think
th medical guys will

get me past all their rules

in time

+++

let me go kuta

+++

i wanna go home

+++

backed into a corner
my psychic diary

dropped me in it
to th pigs

+++

even if

at least oen cop and one
doctor

both said
they understand i'm
tryin to help

humanity

+++

offers of money can bee sent to

the head witchdoctor of kuta

c/0

the queensland police service

it'd spin their heads

+++

wont happen but

it'd bee funny

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told my doc i had to
put myself in

confess to th pigs
i have some confessions

my fuckin psychic diary
left a trail

thru all th
law enforcement officals

all over th world

seven days before

th two senior feds

got whacked on that

garuda plane disaster

+++

fuck

+++

the land

chucked a wobblie

+++
violent femmes
'gimme the car'
+++

i informed
th local pigs i'm

retiring
the invisible withcdoctor

who whacks ppl psychically
in response to

anyone killin aussies

+++

prev posts have

my diary can wear

oen aussie death

or even a coupel

in colletral damage but

two senior feds

a diplomat and
a media person and

one other

nup

+++

and th pigs have
retaliated

lost my playground

brisvegas's streets

and footpaths

+++

i got seven falcons to choose from

in and around th house

all look much th same and

all of em run

+++

i dunno man

th underworld didnt jump on th phoen

squeelin either

should i head to a mountain paulie ?

+++

and i was offline

+++

not on th net

+++

no warnings

no seven day warnings

hey kuta

for that nxt one

nxt disaster date

23 september 2007

will kuta lady give em th clues ?

+++
limp bizkit
'hot dog'
+++

will she able to

giv eliek my

jan 28 travel warning
on indonesia

seven days before

their capital was

two thirds underwater

+++

second of february

th psychci blog

posted itself to

th aussie feds

they didnt reply

+++

march seven

i think

th two des got whacked

my

10 dead hippies sitting on th wall

written 28 february

diary posting

sent to

california attonrney generals
dept and

an indonesian diplomat

our feds
wouldnt listen

and

th british diploamat
wouldnt take my email

+++

i care factor

.
.
.

pirate jenny

"black"

'triple zero"

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p.s.

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machine gun fellatio
'wot u got'
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