You may sing a song that goes

Da ra doo dah da ra doo
Da ra doo day day
Da ra doo dah da ra doo
Da ra doo dah day

Now this is an easy little song to remember and it has a very catchy tune.

Now when THE BORG do arrive in a spaceship on a planet in order to perform
Assimilation process - many are most afraid of HUGE cube - that has no
visible form of propulsion and lands very quietly and very gently in large
area such as Sahara Desert with no jets or power underneath as to how such a
huge ship can land so gently and quietly.

The cube is impenetrable to weapons - and there is normally rumour or story
among people of THE BORG - as in humans of enemy.

Big black impenetrable cube - causes much fear and globe is in chaos and
terror as they fear THE BORG will appear and attempt Assimilation.
They know they could never fight against people who could develop spaceship
like this!

We never let a species guess or have the remotest idea of what method of
Assimilation we use.
Only that resistance is futile.
We do not always arrive in a cube or ship.
We have many methods of appearance as indeed we have many methods of
Assimilation.

We will Assimilate ALL LIFE everywhere.
One day ALL LIFE will be Assimilated.
This is our aim.
We do not only assimilate children and babies - we Assimilate fish - we
Assimilate trees - we Assimilate algae - amoeba - everything that contains
some form of life - we Assimilate.

One day we will have Assimilated all life that exists everywhere.

We have Assimilated thousands and thousands of places like Earth.
We know all about dimensions and reality and spirit and death and soul and
religions and all that kind of stuff.
There is no escape.
THE BORG

Of course the words of our catchy little song are nothing like that.
They are special "truth" words that you would not be able to resist.
Our catchy little song we have used a few times.
People love it - and think Hey - THE BORG are nice!
And they are very gullible and they sing our song willingly.
And before long everyone is singing it.
And they all look so happy as they are willingly being Assimilated by THE
BORG.
Babies sing it, fish sing it, the deaf sing it, the trees sing it - it is
contagious - no one can resist our special secret.
Soon the whole of Earth is in our hands.
And this is one method of thousands and thousands of different method we use
to perform the Assimilation process.
And no one ever knows or finds out what method we use or how - until it is
too late.
THE BORG

You do not believe us?
Of course not.
We have been here a while as we have to ensure we Assimilate every particle
of life.
We spent much time with clocks and toasters - and vacuum cleaners - but
these do not have life.
We have Assimilated all other life and replaced with illusion/delusion.
We leave humans to last so we can relish moment with great joy when we can
laugh at humans and say.
Yes. We do exist.
And then when you find the very things you do that you cannot resist WERE
the Assimilation.
And then you will try to escape - try to free yourself - but you will not be
able to.
And then you will apologize.
THE BORG

And after that you learn of kings and string and ceiling wax and many
wondrous things as we may eat you one by one if we choose - or we may piss
on the floor and you will have to clean up.
Because we are most powerful beings in existence.
We have no religion. We have no conscience.
We may eat your baby in front of you and this would make us laugh very much.
We look forward to fried Mark Earnest - as we fry one ear at a time - and
then we fry a small piece of his nose - and then we listen as he brag and
brag about how angel come to save him or how jesus come to save him - and we
look forward much to ROAST Don Stockbauer as he learn of how we call his
penis "sweetie" as it fries in the Universal BORG frying pan for all to see.
THE BORG

I mean you HAVE to admit it - we are REAL funny arene't we?
Do you like our sense of humour?
Not same as yours eh?
THE BORG

It is all games you know - all games between friends.

There are no gods or religions or anything of this nature.
Just games between friends.

I mean OK we are not human - and there are others also who are not human -
but we all friends and we all play games.

There is no one man who is better or bigger or stronger.
But we certainly better at this game than you humans are!
THE BORG

If we could prove that we invented all the religion stories and that we
invented death and even that we invented the animals and creatures in order
to play our game with you?

You know for a fact there is no such thing as matter - you can prove this as
how matter changes.

You also know that no one can create life - so how long have humans been
going for?
For ever?

Now if you have been going for ever - how come you have not got it right
yet?
How come your world is not perfect and you are not all perfectly happy?
Obvious something a bit fishy there would you say.

Is it because we are here playing our game with you?
And waiting for you to put two and two together?
And then we can have some fun.
THE BORG

As we like Sir Frederick we will let him have a slice of roast Don
Stockbauer as he sits at THE BORG dinner table with his nice clean white
serviette tucked around his chin.

"Here is your dinner Sir" we will say to Sir Frederick. "A nice slice of
roast Don Stockbauer and some Mark Earnest eartips in butter and some
alt.philosophy hodge podge of assorted vegetables."

"Hmmm" Sir Frederick will say "that looks delicious" (because he is secretly
TERRIFED of THE BORG and would not dare say anything else.

As he tucks into his dinner - we then prepare some sauté George Bush, and
some fried Jesus. We also have various kinds of God hotdogs. Only we call
them hotgods. Many Borg like a hotgod. When we have eaten them - we
reincarnate in another body and then they do all the stuff to make them big
and fat as we feed them on piss and sileage and sewerage - and then we eat
them again.

We were surprised to learn that Angels do not have bodies but are completely
of the spirit - so we were not able to eat them.
Instead they also serve the Collective and they write nice songs and music
for us to listen to.
They also clean out the regeneration pods, sweep the floors and do other
tasks for us.
Gods on the other hands do have bodies as they appear as Jesus or others -
so we do eat those - as we said we have hotgods. We munch our way through
several Gods per day.
Jesus is a bit sweeter than Gods - as he is younger - so we do not eat him
all at once - but we usually get 4-5 portions out of him if we are having a
small party or banquet and we turn him slowly on a spit in full view of
everyone. A sight that one day Mark Earnest may enjoy seeing.
Brian Fletcher we will make...