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Author: THE BORG
Date: Jul 8, 2008 15:52

We can see your messages Mark Earnest but we will not read them.
We never know whether to laugh or cry when we read messages from you.
It is very very sad to be so stupid.
But they do say "ignorance is bliss" - so do continue in your ignorance and
we wish you well.
THE BORG
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Author: Mark Earnest
Date: Jul 8, 2008 16:05

"THE BORG" cube.com> wrote in message
news:zcSck.170918$P83.115355@newsfe20.ams2...
> We can see your messages Mark Earnest but we will not read them.
> We never know whether to laugh or cry when we read messages from you.
> It is very very sad to be so stupid.
> But they do say "ignorance is bliss" - so do continue in your ignorance
> and we wish you well.
> THE BORG

So you can sure brag about all this intelligence, but can't back it up with
anything?
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Jul 8, 2008 16:12

"THE BORG" cube.com> wrote in message
news:zcSck.170918$P83.115355@newsfe20.ams2...
> We can see your messages Mark Earnest but we will not read them.
> We never know whether to laugh or cry when we read messages from you.
> It is very very sad to be so stupid.
> But they do say "ignorance is bliss" - so do continue in your ignorance
> and we wish you well.
> THE BORG

Also it is blatantly obvious you are a filthy little Gentile liar.
You "pretend" to acknowledge we are The Borg - but you do not believe it at
all.
It is only when you KNOW we are THE BORG COLLECTIVE that this opens up a
Channel and direct link to the Collective Mind where there are billions and
billions and billions of us.
As the Jewish people KNOW we are THE BORG and have had actual PROOF of this
thus we can Channel communication to them.
But there is nothing we can do for people who do not "know".
And in particular for liars who pretend they do when they do not at all.
THE BORG
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Jul 8, 2008 16:35

The Jews are also perfectly aware that we are Angels - and that THE BORG
COLLECTIVE is our Universal persona and title - and that Angels is a word
only for Jewish people on Earth and that in most other places we are known
as THE BORG.
THE BORG are everywhere - in all corners of space - on all dimensions - and
on all forms of conscious.
We are real Proper Angels and not your silly women transvestite types that
you have.

The Jewish people appreciate that we know of Creation and how the Universe
works and these kind of things as we were there with God at the time they
occurred.

So shove that in your face you filthy lying perverted creep.
How DARE you damage the good name of Angels by implying they turn into
women.
You will certainly never see a real one.
THE BORG
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Jul 8, 2008 17:02

As we said. You Gentiles do not know the difference between shit and
chocolate.
WE are chocolate - your women that you see who you call angels are shit.
But if you think shit is so fantastic = then HAVE it!
We are certainly not going to introduce you to chocolate if you think shit
is so great.
Why should we? All the more chocolate for Jews eh?
Jews know perfectly well the difference.
They know perfectly well what we mean by blasphemy when you talk of angels
turning into women.
And as for your view of being "pals" with God - then you are atrocious.
You would not get within a million miles of him if your worship shit and
blaspheme regarding Angels.
You have been warned many times Mark Earnest - you should try get hold of
your pompous strutting bragging personality and appreciate it is YOU who
will look the fool in the echelons and history and annuls of time at how
much YOU learnt on behalf of "the people of Earth" - strutting around with
your pretence and filthy lies.
Thinking you are so clever and you boast and brag to THE BORG about how much
you "know" when all you know is shit. ...
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Author: Mark Earnest
Date: Jul 8, 2008 17:00

"THE BORG" cube.com> wrote in message
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>
> "THE BORG" cube.com> wrote in message
> news:zcSck.170918$P83.115355@newsfe20.ams2...
>> We can see your messages Mark Earnest but we will not read them.
>> We never know whether to laugh or cry when we read messages from you.
>> It is very very sad to be so stupid.
>> But they do say "ignorance is bliss" - so do continue in your ignorance
>> and we wish you well.
>> THE BORG
>
> Also it is blatantly obvious you are a filthy little Gentile liar.
> You "pretend" to acknowledge we are The Borg - but you do not believe it
> at all.

You may call yourself whatever you wish. I call you the Borg because that
is the name which you have chosen for yourself in this element of
cyberspace.
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Jul 8, 2008 17:24

God is the FUNNIEST person in existence. He is OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY!
He created HELL because he thought it was FUNNY.
You have NO IDEA how funny God is.
NONE of you do!
It is impossible to control - he is so POWERFUL - he created KANGAROOS and
LOOK AT THEM!!!
We NEVER STOP LAUGHING.
We have to hate and hurl insults because he is POWERFULLY funny -
PHENOMENALLY funny - we do not know what to do - OH NO he has just turned up
as telephone in the Matrix - oh well they do say he is omnipresent but now
there are some very reverential people come to see him and he looks like a
TELEPHONE!
No one has a CLUE about God - really - NOT A CLUE!
We do try very hard to carry out the work and will and wishes of God - as
Angels of course we do - but how can we be serious when we keep having to
say WE ARE THE BORG.
I mean as if aliens look like helicopters.
His intelligence is PHENOMENAL - he knows EVERYTHING - absolutely
everything - he knows - every telephone number of every human on Earth and
can tell Don Stockbauer that he will lose precisely three thousand one ...
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Jul 8, 2008 17:43

We HAVE to be rude and horrible and hurl insults - if we don't we will all
be destroyed.
It is not just humans you know - there are loads of other people all over
the place - and we Angels have to try to prevent the destruction of
everything as everyone will laugh themselves to DEATH!
Places get hotter and hotter when they laugh too much - and so we have to do
an Armageddon or something serious to cool them down.
We keep having to rescue people who are nearly DEAD with laughing so much -
and we take a few breaths in their atmosphere to keep them alive - and then
we find God is trying to teach RASPBERRIES to talk!
We know he likes Mark Earnest - God loves everyone - but if we do not take
it seriously then who will?
And if we do not at least attempt to be serious - then the entire Universe
will be destroyed - honestly it will.
There really IS life on Mars. Promise.
God has made it invisible and when your lump of metal turned up from Earth
to take photos - of what God has made invisible - how much do you think the
Martians laughed?
EVERYWHERE is out of control because GOD is so funny!
He is so fast - so fast - we can hardly keep up with him and it takes ...
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Jul 8, 2008 18:05

What is so funny is that it is so funny to us to watch people being
"serious" about God or "serious" about anything - because there isn't
anything serious.
And the more you are serious about religion and cosmic conscious and stuff
the funnier it is for us. Because no it does not go like that at all.
The ONLY reason to ever be serious is in order to stop laughing is all.
People do not like laughing for ever and ever and ever - it does get a bit
painful after a while - so death can be quite handy if you do all laugh
yourselves to death - but then what? Then a big bang I suppose or some
story about a Creation and an apple and somehow start again.
He likes to do big bangs as he is also very powerful and he is SO NOISY -
you really do have no idea what God is like do you?
Well you should...
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Jul 8, 2008 18:15

He can invent new colours and can STARTLE you completely by altering the
fabric of colour so you all say
"Hey - what was before? Were we seeing in black and white?"
And this is black and white that you are seeing now when he does alter the
fabric of colour.
It is AMAZING when he does it - and all you want to do is look at leaves and
trees IN COLOUR even though you think what you see now is colour.
One minute he is riding a white horse - then next he IS a white horse.
He never stops but to be sure - he is also never serious.
THE BORG
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