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Author: Sir FrederickSir Frederick Date: Apr 25, 2008 14:12
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D
(Age Activated Attention Deficit Dis order)
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I
look over at my car, and decide my car needs washing.
As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch
table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage
can under the table, and notice that the can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage
first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out
the garage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only 1 check
left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to
my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.
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Author: brian fletcherbrian fletcher Date: Apr 25, 2008 16:27
"Sir Frederick" fuzzysys.com> wrote in message
news:n5i414puafab179nv7ctq4rfjgvph1r6bf@4ax.com...> Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D
> (Age Activated Attention Deficit Dis order)
>
> This is how it manifests:
>
> I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I
> look over at my car, and decide my car needs washing.
>
> As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch
> table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.
>
> I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
>
> I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage
> can under the table, and notice that the can is full.
>
> So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage
> first. ...
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Author: kevirwinkevirwin Date: Apr 25, 2008 20:38
On Apr 25, 5:12 pm, Sir Frederick fuzzysys.com> wrote:> Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D
> (Age Activated Attention Deficit Dis order)
>
> This is how it manifests:
>
> I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I
> look over at my car, and decide my car needs washing.
>
> As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch
> table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.
>
> I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
>
> I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage
> can under the table, and notice that the can is full.
>
> So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage
> first.
> ...
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Author: turtoniturtoni Date: Apr 25, 2008 22:58
> "It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution." - *Protestantism*
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Author: Don HDon H Date: Apr 26, 2008 13:03
"Sir Frederick" fuzzysys.com> wrote in message
news:n5i414puafab179nv7ctq4rfjgvph1r6bf@4ax.com...> Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D
> (Age Activated Attention Deficit Dis order)
>
> This is how it manifests:
>
> I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I
> look over at my car, and decide my car needs washing.
>
> As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch
> table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.
>
> I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
>
> I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage
> can under the table, and notice that the can is full.
>
> So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage
> first. ...
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