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Author: THE BORG
Date: Jun 19, 2008 20:09

As you know you are all controlled in a precise and meticulous way - the
synchronicity is evidence of the intelligence at work - reading a book and
not registering what you have read - dropping a tea cup - "something"
preventing you make a phone call - your thoughts - memories are all
controlled.
You have no free will.
The billions and billions of superior advance intelligence that make up the
BORG COLLECTIVE - which you may view as God + Angels have control over all.
These are the REAL God + Angels. No one has ever seen a REAL Angel - nor do
they know anything at all - even remotely - about the REAL God.
You work precisely within the split second meticulous parameters of
assimilation.
If you suffer.
This is our humour.
We have much humour for species we do not like, particularly with regard to
control over life - death - hell - and of course reincarnation.
Don Stockbauer was a dog in previous life.
We produced him for this newsgroup so that you also may be amused at his
greatly inferior intelligence.
We produced also a very vain cow - in the form of woman - this cow thought ...
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Jun 19, 2008 20:25

As we control all life on Earth and we have humour we cause suffering to
those who we do not like which we find humorous.
Reincarnation is arranged by us.
Reincarnation is not only into animal form or from animal form - where the
intelligence is inside the animal but they are unable to move outside the
parameters of our control.
The dog for instance has the intelligence of a human and knows he eats dog
food and does not like castration but he is unable to indicate or say as he
is controlled by us and this is his suffering.
As we are an odd people - and there is no such thing as matter. We use
those who we do not like to form matter.
Thus a human may be confined within a table or chair and they are stuck
there for an indefinite time. Some may be a toilet brush. A car. This
also is reincarnation and this is all arranged by us.
As we are an amusing people - we enjoy doing this.
The substances you imbibe such as tea - coffee - food - are there as we do
not love you.
You have these in lieu of the bliss and rapture of love.
Those we love require no food nor do they defecate.
You know of our hatred of some of you - therefore you have some idea of your ...
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Author: zinnic
Date: Jun 19, 2008 21:36

On Jun 19, 10:25 pm, "THE BORG" cubesobigyoucannotseeit.com>
wrote:
> As we control all life on Earth and we have humour we cause suffering to
> those who we do not like which we find humorous.
> Reincarnation is arranged by us.
> Reincarnation is not only into animal form or from animal form - where the
> intelligence is inside the animal but they are unable to move outside the
> parameters of our control.
> The dog for instance has the intelligence of a human and knows he eats dog
> food and does not like castration but he is unable to indicate or say as he
> is controlled by us and this is his suffering.
> As we are an odd people - and there is no such thing as matter.  We use
> those who we do not like to form matter.
> Thus a human may be confined within a table or chair and they are stuck
> there for an indefinite time.  Some may be a toilet brush.  A car.  This
> also is reincarnation and this is all arranged by us.
> As we are an amusing people - we enjoy doing this.
> The substances you imbibe such as tea - coffee - food - are there as we do
> not love you.
> You have these in lieu of the bliss and rapture of love. ...
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Author: Phil Odox
Date: Jun 20, 2008 02:13

On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 04:09:28 +0100, "THE BORG" cubesobigyoucannotseeit.com> wrote:
>As you know you are all controlled in a precise and meticulous way - the
>synchronicity is evidence of the intelligence at work - reading a book and
>not registering what you have read - dropping a tea cup - "something"
>preventing you make a phone call - your thoughts - memories are all
>controlled.
>You have no free will.
>The billions and billions of superior advance intelligence that make up the
>BORG COLLECTIVE - which you may view as God + Angels have
>control over all.

Then why do you hate that which you claim to have complete control?
Surely, if humans "are all controlled in a precise and meticulous way",
like you claim, then you only have yourselves to blame for the way we
are and have no grounds for a single complaint.
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Author: Don Stockbauer
Date: Jun 20, 2008 07:37

> DonStockbauerwas a dog in previous life.
> We produced him for this newsgroup so that you also may be amused at his
> greatly inferior intelligence.

Damn! That explains a lot! Thank you, Borgie! I'm indebted to you.
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Author: Don Stockbauer
Date: Jun 20, 2008 12:00

On Jun 20, 9:37 am, Don Stockbauer hotmail.com> wrote:
>> DonStockbauerwas a dog in previous life.
>> We produced him for this newsgroup so that you also may be amused at his
>> greatly inferior intelligence.
>
> Damn! That explains a lot! Thank you, Borgie! I'm indebted to you.

Have you bedded any more guys who were wearing a bra and panties once
you got his clothes off? That one was pretty rich. Just check the
archives, the post is there.
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