On Aug 26, 7:13Â am, Don Stockbauer hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Aug 25, 6:14Â pm, "Don Stockbauer" aroundme.com> wrote:
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>> "John Jones" aol.com> wrote in message
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>>> Hundreds of people ran from the eastern side of the Beijing Bird's nest
>>> stadium last night.
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>>> The deep red colours of the Beijing firewoks were created by
>>> uranium/rubidium oxides. The wind blew the toxic fall-out straight onto
>>> the eastern top-half of the stadium, covering a few hundred people in a
>>> choking, blinding dust.
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>>> People were reportedly seen staggering out from the eastern gate, arms
>>> held out, bleeding from their eyes and ears. Police and Government
>>> security agents quickly rounded them up, but sources have revealed that a
>>> large contingent has taken refuge in the ancient chinese sewers that run
>>> beneath the stadium.
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>>> "There are thousands of miles of tunnels down there. We'll never find
>>> them" a spokesman admitted.
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>>> There were also reports of half-eaten cats and dogs near drain entrances
>>> and culverts, while above ground a number of people have complained to
>>> police about being attacked in the night by "flesh-eating zombies" that
>>> they say lurk in the shadows and alley-ways of down-town Beijing.
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>> You're so right. Â Who could doubt any of what you say? Â Thanks for
>> enlightening us.
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> You're so right. Â Who could doubt any of what you say? Â Thanks for
> enlightening us.
Hey, this is pretty neat, Borg. You can just take over posting for me
since this is all useless nonsense, who cares who actually authored
anything?