> "John Jones" aol.com> wrote in message
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>> Hundreds of people ran from the eastern side of the Beijing Bird's nest
>> stadium last night.

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>> The deep red colours of the Beijing firewoks were created by
>> uranium/rubidium oxides. The wind blew the toxic fall-out straight onto
>> the eastern top-half of the stadium, covering a few hundred people in a
>> choking, blinding dust.

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>> People were reportedly seen staggering out from the eastern gate, arms
>> held out, bleeding from their eyes and ears. Police and Government
>> security agents quickly rounded them up, but sources have revealed that a
>> large contingent has taken refuge in the ancient chinese sewers that run
>> beneath the stadium.

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>> "There are thousands of miles of tunnels down there. We'll never find
>> them" a spokesman admitted.

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>> There were also reports of half-eaten cats and dogs near drain entrances
>> and culverts, while above ground a number of people have complained to
>> police about being attacked in the night by "flesh-eating zombies" that
>> they say lurk in the shadows and alley-ways of down-town Beijing.

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> You're so right.  Who could doubt any of what you say?  Thanks for
> enlightening us.