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Author: whyzard
Date: Aug 27, 2008 15:40

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tornadoes occur in midwestern american states because of the lack of
trees----the wind is given free roam
they were cut historically for firewood and housing
indian art does indicate swirly objects but they were celestial
images
and sea shells
if there were tornadoes, there would have been swastika looking
images
nothing like that occurs in any american indian art
except 1 tribe, which in fact had a swastika
but that was an episode of the cartoon incredible hulk
so that is not a credible source
so back to the spiral celestial images
they could be tornadoes
no, they can't be tornadoes because they were drawn on stones and
cave
walls like popular cultural artifacts
people don't sensationalize disasters
i suspect they were depicting eddies of wind
litte midget tornadoes
must have been a popular topic for nature lovers
so when the indians migrated south
and the anglos began migrating west, they began to cut the trees for
firewood, housing
then the tornadoes began
then the wrath of quetzalcotl and hiawatha for not maintaining the
donated continent began to fury upon the anglo race
but then earth was mad at the south american-north american indian
league for not helping the anglos with their superior calumet pipe
bird dance shaman magic, so gaia and frigga began to hurl hurricanes
at south america,
pharoah and ra would have none of this, they sent jazz musicians to
blow their horns,
but because ra and pharoah were a little off in their calculations,
not enough jazz musicians were available
the open affront to gaia incensed her girthousnedss, and she launched
hurricanes at africa too

then buddha and zeuss, the fat man alliance, began the slow 5th round
of (pardon the pun)

battle of the climatology gods

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the cutting of the trees in the ancient eurasian world

if the midwest north america is suffering from tornadoes because of
lack of wind stopping trees--cut due to need for firewood and housing
then ancient eurasia--the myths of zeus, indra, fire gods, etc., were
possibly elemental science observations

we are fooled by equations and computer simulations presented journals
and tv shows trying to impress viewers

most original thoughts come from simple observations like looking up
at the clouds

the equations and computer simulations come after for more precise
prediction and grant money requests

for instance, in the bible, they call it the garden of eden by the
euphrates and tigris rivers
a survery today of those lands will find a desert
the trees were cut for housing and firewood
egypt has the myths of shu the sky gods
the greeks have the myth of ouranous castrating saturn
saturn, our grim reaper, is a harvesting god
the wind god, uranus, cut the crop
---castration being a fertility
symbol
they must have also been hit by tornadoes and sand storms
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