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Author: Kevin B. Murphy
Date: Sep 9, 2008 09:59

Here is the relationship between myself and God. God is always smarter than
me and the mystery is that I can't really tell that He is holding it against
me. I am always smarter than The Holy Spirit. My drive to excel is to
always stay one step ahead of The Holy Spirit. But I don't win every
engagement. An the biggest reason why is because I'm tone deaf. You see,
The Holy Spirit mocks The Devil and the difference is tone. I can easily
mistake The Devil for The Holy Spirit and over time and if I take measures
to correct my tone deafness then I can revise my original assumptions. The
Holy Spirit and The Devil mock each other. After this point, it is not
possible for me to rationalize being spoken to by either one of those two.
My ability to discern tone is not acute enough to make that...
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