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Group: alt.philosophy · Group Profile
Author: Michael GrayMichael Gray Date: Dec 4, 2007 23:35
On Tue, 4 Dec 2007 18:43:19 -0800 (PST), Panama Floyd
aol.com> wrote:
>On Dec 4, 6:56 pm, Ken aol.com> wrote:
>> On Dec 4, 3:30 pm, donquijote1954 hotmail.com> wrote:
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>>> To be honest, I don't think Christians got much in common with chimps
>>> like this...
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>>> They are too smart, for one. The only monkey trait they have is MONKEY
>>> SEE MONKEY DO.
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>>> But I have my own theory: CHRISTIANS COME FROM SHEEP. It's not proven
>>> yet, but they look like part of a herd. Then their quest for God would
>>> be the quest for the shepherd.
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>>> They are lost without one...
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>> Information has come out that some sheepherders really do fuck sheep,
>> the results of this act is now revealed as the true source of fundy
>> Xitans like dimwitted dave and lenny A-butt
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>I thought I'd read somewhere some research suggesting sheep fucking
>may have been the origin of one of our most common venerial diseases.
>Can't recall which one, and can't spell any well enough to Wiki it...
It may have been the Personal Letters section in "The Watchtower".
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