This is a harsh example of why it is necessary to behave, lest you be
immortalized for all eternity on the Internet.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0714081toilet1.html
"JULY 14--Meet Kimberlee Ann Cole and Joel Goldsmith. The Florida
woman, 18, allegedly assaulted her boyfriend with a toilet seat after
finding him smoking crack in a bathroom of their home Friday
afternoon. Cole told cops she battered Goldsmith, 24, after he
"refused to give her the drugs," according to an arrest affidavit
prepared by Fort Pierce police. Goldsmith "refused to stop smoking the
drugs and Ms. Cole hit [him] with the toilet seat," the affidavit
notes. As the couple--parents to an eight-month-old boy--scuffled in
the bathroom, Goldsmith...
