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Author: kmurphy004kmurphy004 Date: Aug 13, 2008 19:20
You know, what my rational mind says about the story of Adam and Eve is that
God was invented by parents as a means to stop their children from having
oral sex. But the funny thing is that I'm just plain wrong about that. I
keep encountering increasingly deranged women and what keeps recurring in my
mind is that this woman is Eve... No, maybe this woman is Eve, she's even
more deranged than the last one. The truth concerning the story of Adam and
Eve is that its intended purpose is spell casting or witchcraft. I can't
believe it any more than you, but it happens to be the truth. These women
are drawn to me because the orderliness of my mind makes their brains
literally feel better. If I cast a spell on her by saying of her that she
is Eve, that drives them away. Calling a woman Eve obviously...
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Author: Mark EarnestMark Earnest Date: Aug 13, 2008 19:41
> You know, what my rational mind says about the story of Adam and Eve is
> that
> God was invented by parents as a means to stop their children from having
> oral sex. But the funny thing is that I'm just plain wrong about that. I
> keep encountering increasingly deranged women and what keeps recurring in
> my
> mind is that this woman is Eve... No, maybe this woman is Eve, she's even
> more deranged than the last one. The truth concerning the story of Adam
> and
> Eve is that its intended purpose is spell casting or witchcraft. I can't
> believe it any more than you, but it happens to be the truth. These women
> are drawn to me because the orderliness of my mind makes their brains
> literally feel better. If I cast a spell on her by saying of her that she
> is Eve, that drives them away. Calling a woman Eve obviously means she is
> under my protection. Eve is the mother of us all and to show contempt for
> your own mother is a curse on you. The creation story is structured
> entirely around Eve.
> ...
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Author: ImmortalistImmortalist Date: Aug 13, 2008 19:42
> You know, what my rational mind says about the story of Adam and Eve is that
> God was invented by parents as a means to stop their children from having
> oral sex. But the funny thing is that I'm just plain wrong about that. I
> keep encountering increasingly deranged women and what keeps recurring in my
> mind is that this woman is Eve... No, maybe this woman is Eve, she's even
> more deranged than the last one. The truth concerning the story of Adam and
> Eve is that its intended purpose is spell casting or witchcraft. I can't
> believe it any more than you, but it happens to be the truth. These women
> are drawn to me because the orderliness of my mind makes their brains
> literally feel better. If I cast a spell on her by saying...
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Author: CormaghCormagh Date: Aug 13, 2008 23:05
> You know, what my rational mind says about the story of Adam and Eve is that
> God was invented by parents as a means to stop their children from having
> oral sex. But the funny thing is that I'm just plain wrong about that. I
> keep encountering increasingly deranged women and what keeps recurring in my
> mind is that this woman is Eve... No, maybe this woman is Eve, she's even
> more deranged than the last one. The truth concerning the story of Adam and
> Eve is that its intended purpose is spell casting or witchcraft. I can't
> believe it any more than you, but it happens to be the truth. These women
> are drawn to me because the orderliness of my mind makes their brains
> literally feel better. If I cast a spell on her by saying...
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Author: kmurphy004kmurphy004 Date: Aug 14, 2008 16:19
On 13-Aug-2008, "Mark Earnest" yahoo.com> wrote:
>> You know, what my rational mind says about the story of Adam and Eve is
>> that
>> God was...
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Author: kmurphy004kmurphy004 Date: Aug 15, 2008 14:03
On 13-Aug-2008, Immortalist yahoo.com> wrote:
>> You know, what my rational mind says about the story of Adam and Eve is
>> that
>> God...
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Author: kmurphy004kmurphy004 Date: Aug 15, 2008 14:06
On 14-Aug-2008, Cormagh yahoo.com> wrote:
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Author: KanKan Date: Aug 15, 2008 14:28
> You know, what my rational mind says about the story of Adam and Eve is
> that
> God was invented by parents as a means to stop their children from having
> oral sex. But the funny thing is that I'm just plain wrong about that. I
> keep encountering increasingly deranged women and what keeps recurring in
> my
> mind is that this woman is Eve... No, maybe this woman is Eve, she's even
> more deranged than the last one. The truth concerning the story of Adam
> and
> Eve is that its intended purpose is spell casting or witchcraft. I can't
> believe it any more than you, but it happens to be the truth. These women
> are drawn to me because the orderliness of my mind makes their brains
> literally feel better. If I cast a spell on her by saying of her that she
> is Eve, that drives them away. Calling a woman Eve obviously means she is
> under my protection. Eve is the mother of us all and to show contempt for
> your own mother is a curse on you. The creation story is structured
> entirely around Eve.
> ...
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Author: CormaghCormagh Date: Aug 15, 2008 15:05
> On 14-Aug-2008, Cormagh yahoo.com> wrote:
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>>> You know, what my rational mind says about the story of Adam and Eve is
>>> that
>>> God was invented by parents as a means to stop their children from
>>> having
>>> oral sex. But the funny thing is that I'm just plain wrong about that.
>>> I
>>> keep encountering increasingly deranged women and what keeps recurring
>>> in my
>>> mind is that this woman is Eve... No, maybe this woman is Eve, she's
>>> even
>>> more deranged than the last one. The truth concerning the story of Adam
>>> and ...
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Author: kmurphy004kmurphy004 Date: Aug 16, 2008 14:00
On 15-Aug-2008, Cormagh yahoo.com> wrote:
> By the way, there is no evidence for the existence of any god, so why
> mention one in this context?
I said originally that God was invented and then you're nonplussed by it?
Besides, mine is the most sophisticated theology ever drafted in the history
of mankind, I really don't give a shit if you're either confused or offended
by that fact.
--
The dead do not experience feelings of bitterness.
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