One night as Sir Frederick took off his carpet slippers and got into his nice
warm bed he whispered a silent prayer.
"I wish someone would tell me a meaningful story" he said "a story that would
give purpose to my life and answer all the questions."

At this moment a BORG appeared by his bed.
"We hear you would like a story" said the BORG.

Naturally on hearing THE BORG's voice - Sir Frederick loved THE BORG most
sincerely - and he KNEW for sure - that if THE BORG had a voice such as
this - then THE BORG must be very kind and that THE BORG must indeed be a
jolly nice fellow.

"Y-y-y-you say we would like a story" said Sir Frederick "why do you say we
when there is only one of you".
Sir Frederick was most conscious of his voice which was not nearly so nice as
THE BORG's.

"But surely you do not want a story on why I say we?" said THE BORG "This
would be a very long story indeed and not as meaningful maybe as you
require?"

On Sun, 03 Feb 2008 04:15:48 GMT, "THE BORG" outthere.com> wrote:

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"Sir Frederick" fuzzysys.com> wrote in message
news:hfhaq35ho3eqv351gduh2bi4si17tffttp@4ax.com...

You should not love us Sir Frederick really you should not.
We enjoy torturing and tormenting humans.
One of our favourite occupations is taking the piss out of Earth women.
We take them in their sleep...

Duddent work that way. If Lorena Bobbit cuts off her husband's dick
(John Wayne Bobbit) he merely has it sewn back on and stars in porno
movies. And the cutting off of one dick is such an insignificant
event to the entire global brain that it fades to insignificance. Why,
even the elimination of 1 billion people would be nothing to it. It
would just carry on.