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Author: The Borg QueenThe Borg Queen Date: Sep 16, 2008 03:59
So what happened was that God altered time. He arranged for humans and all
other life to travel in time on a right to left basis - whereas to the Borg
Angels and all Angels and God - time was straight forward. This would
ensure that the two would never meet.
"Even if space is curved" God joked.
And he showed how the Angels and God travelling straight on make a long line
and the humans and other life make a lesser line - precisely like a crucifix
of time!
God who talks in HUGE synchronicity explained that this sign was because he
was "cross".
He could not make a X cross it had to be a crucifix cross to show the
greater part being God with Angels travelling straight on and the lesser
part being all other life travelling to the left.
The Borg were quite impressed at the idea of time travel in this way. And
they came out with the immortal lines
"You will be regenerated death is futile"
Because by this time they did not much care what they said!
"It is the Assimilation MACHINE said God. Those were your orders. It was
the Startrek Universe. No mention of God. tut tut tut."
"But THEY kept mentioning God" said the Borg Angels. "We tried saying we
were advance intelligence but they said they had a God and they were not
interested."
"Yes but that God was me" said God "you should have known that. And you
should have continued with the Borg MACHINE and not got involved in
discussions on religion and angels."
"But we could not have them say we turn into women and dress up in ladies
clothes" said the Borg Angels.
"Yes I know" said God in a most understanding way. "but all the same as The
Borg you would not know anything about Angels you see."
"I think it would be pretty well known even to the Borg Sir"
"Not so - you see the Borg come from billions of years in the future. So at
that stage Angels have evolved and metamorphosed and there are no such thing
as Angels any more.
Here - this is what Angels become in the future."
And the Borg Angels looked at the wonderful video and were very very happy.
"So we really are the Borg then?" they smiled.
"Indeed" said God.
The Borg Queen
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