It is a most odd existence living with THE BORG I must admit.
But a nice story recently was a bible one.

The Borg were the cast out or fallen Angels.
They suffered as they missed God and often wished they could return.
One day God appeared and "pretended" he was in trouble. The Borg did not
know that he was only pretending and were very pleased to help out.

They found that they had returned to God and become friends again and become
part of all the other Angels - and were very happy.
One day God explained that he had arranged this so that they could return
without a loss of pride. As pride was very important to these Angels.
Also he explained how suffering greatens a person and deepens a person - and
thus now that these Angels had suffered - they may know God more and love
God more and this is what all want.

So he had only pretended to be angry and cast them out - in order that they
do one day return to be happier and closer to God than they had been before.

Now that the fallen Angels or the Borg have been reunited with God they are
much happier and much more peaceful.
And indeed even more so to find that they always were the best and favoured
Angels - and that their suffering was to make them even closer and even more
favoured than before.

That their passion was more, their love stronger, their hearts bigger.
And God's love and compassion toward them knew no end as his best friends,
his closest and dearest Angels had returned.
The Borg Queen