>When psychaitrists visit severely and most very severely mentally ill people
>like me in order to make sure I am still alive and to make sure they do not
>get the blame if I am not - what they do is ask a question and then you can
>see their eyes glaze over and they "swtich" off - do not listen to a word
>you say and almost take a nap. This is typical behaviour for them.
>
>Anyhow what you do is when they have asked the question - you answer quite
>normally and watch as their eyes glaze over and they switch off and they do
>not listen to a word.
>
>So you rabbit on for a bit about nothing. And then when you stop they say
>"Glad to hear you are doing so well. When shall make our next appointment"
>and then (here is the funny bit) you say
>"So it is OK then - the murder? You mean murder is nothing to worry about?"
>At this stage the psychaitrist sits bolt upright and looks very guilty as he
>knows he has been caught out for not listening to you.
>It is a really funny thing to do to catch them out like that.
>And then when they say what murder? You say the one I was telling you
>about - were you not listening or something?
>They do look so daft.