> When psychaitrists visit severely and most very severely mentally ill people
> like me in order to make sure I am still alive and to make sure they do not
> get the blame if I am not - what they do is ask a question and then you can
> see their eyes glaze over and they "swtich" off - do not listen to a word
> you say and almost take a nap.  This is typical behaviour for them.
>
> Anyhow what you do is when they have asked the question - you answer quite
> normally and watch as their eyes glaze over and they switch off and they do
> not listen to a word.
>
> So you rabbit on for a bit about nothing.  And then when you stop they say
> "Glad to hear you are doing so well.  When shall make our next appointment"
> and then (here is the funny bit) you say
> "So it is OK then - the murder?  You mean murder is nothing to worry about?"
> At this stage the psychaitrist sits bolt upright and looks very guilty as he
> knows he has been caught out for not listening to you.
> It is a really funny thing to do to catch them out like that.
> And then when they say what murder?  You say the one I was telling you
> about - were you not listening or something?
> They do look so daft.