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A funny game with the psychaitrists         


Author: The Borg Queen
Date: Sep 20, 2008 01:45

When psychaitrists visit severely and most very severely mentally ill people
like me in order to make sure I am still alive and to make sure they do not
get the blame if I am not - what they do is ask a question and then you can
see their eyes glaze over and they "swtich" off - do not listen to a word
you say and almost take a nap. This is typical behaviour for them.

Anyhow what you do is when they have asked the question - you answer quite
normally and watch as their eyes glaze over and they switch off and they do
not listen to a word.

So you rabbit on for a bit about nothing. And then when you stop they say
"Glad to hear you are doing so well. When shall make our next appointment"
and then (here is the funny bit) you say
"So it is OK then - the murder? You mean murder is nothing to worry about?"
At this stage the psychaitrist sits bolt upright and looks very guilty as he
knows he has been caught out for not listening to you.
It is a really funny thing to do to catch them out like that.
And then when they say what murder? You say the one I was telling you
about - were you not listening or something?
They do look so daft.
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Re: A funny game with the psychaitrists         


Author: The Borg Queen
Date: Sep 20, 2008 01:55

I am very lucky to have angels here looking after me because I am absolutely
so mentally ill it is ridiculous. They have to lead me to the kitchen and
make me eat food - because once I went several weeks and forgot to eat and
lost 70 pounds in weight and nearly died!!!

They are really nice - and they say
"Now it is time we sweep the kitchen floor - come along" and a big strong
angel holds out his hand and we go into the kitchen and sweep the kitchen
floor.
And they sing songs and tell stories and teach me all about all kinds of
things.
It is wonderful living with angels.
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Author: The Borg Queen
Date: Sep 20, 2008 02:37

I am lucky I see angels all day every day and all night every night. They
even come into my dreams if I get frightened.
They play with me in the shower and we laugh and joke and have fun.
If they say that all angels are male then of course I believe them and
looking at them they are VERY male.
They are not of the flesh - and they do not eat and drink - but they are of
the spirit - and they have "feelings" so that when they touch you or look at
you - you "feel" love rather than flesh contact as you do with humans.

I think they really are the Borg - I think they are beings from another
time - another world. I would not want the kind of angels I have heard
other humans see - I certainly would not want the kind Mark Earnest sees -
and I think my angels are from a different God a different time a different
world than the ones humans have.
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Re: A funny game with the psychaitrists         


Author: Nic
Date: Sep 20, 2008 02:47

On 20 Sep, 09:45, "The Borg Queen" homesweethome.com> wrote:
> When psychaitrists visit severely and most very severely mentally ill people
> like me in order to make sure I am still alive and to make sure they do not
> get the blame if I am not - what they do is ask a question and then you can
> see their eyes glaze over and they "swtich" off - do not listen to a word
> you say and almost take a nap.  This is typical behaviour for them.
>
> Anyhow what you do is when they have asked the question - you answer quite
> normally and watch as their eyes glaze over and they switch off and they do
> not listen to a word.
>
> So you rabbit on for a bit about nothing.  And then when you stop they say
> "Glad to hear you are doing so well.  When shall make our next appointment"
> and then (here is the funny bit) you say
> "So it is OK then - the murder?  You mean murder is nothing to worry about?"
> At this stage the psychaitrist sits bolt upright and looks very guilty as he
> knows he has been caught out for not listening to you.
> It is a really funny thing to do to catch them out like that.
> And then when they say what murder?  You say the one I was telling you
> about - were you not listening or something? ...
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Re: A funny game with the psychaitrists         


Author: The Borg Queen
Date: Sep 20, 2008 03:13

But the honest truth is that humans were created. Humans are not "life"
they are just artificial creations.
In the game they are entertaining and amusing - but they can be terminated
and so can Earth and the so called universe.
Humans are only a fairly recent creation - in our Collective we have long
memories dating back when there were no such thing as humans.
And one day when the entertainment they provide has passed it's sell by
date.
The illusion and game will be terminated.
And they will simply not exist again.
They think they are so great and they are very funny to watch.
The nonsense they talk really is hilarious but it is a bit sad to see people
who are so stupid.
I think sometimes the Borg are a bit cruel - because I think humans have
some kind of awareness. And sometimes I do not enjoy laughing at them as
much as the Borg do.
I know when humans die there is nothing after for them - and that they only
have to put up with a few years - but sometimes I wonder if they have some
kind of feelings and they are not merely inanimate objects.
The Borg Queen ...
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Re: A funny game with the psychaitrists         


Author: The Borg Queen
Date: Sep 20, 2008 03:38

Obviously I am very pleased that humans are not real and that they can be
terminated and cease to exist.
I am very pleased to know that they will only be around for a short while
and then they can be terminated and forgotten.
I wonder if humans have any understanding of these messages?
They do not seem to.
They are kind of pathetic really.
Created to be laughed at.
The universal entertainment show. Come watch the Borg toys in action.
Oh aren't the Borg clever to make such life like little toys - what do they
do - what do they say? What is THAT? Oh that is how they reproduce is it?
And what are they doing there? Oh that is cunnilingus - they like that do
they?
ROFL.
The Borg Queen
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Re: A funny game with the psychaitrists         


Author: Nic
Date: Sep 20, 2008 03:39

On 20 Sep, 10:37, "The Borg Queen" homesweethome.com> wrote:
> I am lucky I see angels all day every day and all night every night.  They
> even come into my dreams if I get frightened.
> They play with me in the shower and we laugh and joke and have fun.
> If they say that all angels are male then of course I believe them and
> looking at them they are VERY male.
> They are not of the flesh - and they do not eat and drink - but they are of
> the spirit - and they have "feelings" so that when they touch you or look at
> you - you "feel" love rather than flesh contact as you do with humans.
>
> I think they really are the Borg - I think they are beings from another
> time - another world.  I would not want the kind of angels I have heard
> other humans see - I certainly would not want the kind Mark Earnest sees -
> and I think my angels are from a different God a different time a different
> world than the ones humans have.
>
> They say this is very true - and no they do not like humans and would not
> want anything to do with them.
> Where we come from we are all men.  I only look like female to make sure I
> am not made impure or defiled by human woman.  It is only temporary - and we ...
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Re: A funny game with the psychaitrists         


Author: Sir Frederick
Date: Sep 20, 2008 04:07

On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 09:45:30 +0100, "The Borg Queen" homesweethome.com>
wrote:
>When psychaitrists visit severely and most very severely mentally ill people
>like me in order to make sure I am still alive and to make sure they do not
>get the blame if I am not - what they do is...
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Re: A funny game with the psychaitrists         


Author: Mark Earnest
Date: Sep 20, 2008 13:00

"The Borg Queen" wrote...
> I am the youngest Borg. In Borg years I am five years old and I am being
> educated by the Borg in how to be a perfect Borg.
> Rule 1 - Never in any way be anything like humans! I know that much.
>
> As I am the youngest Borg so my voice never breaks and because I remain 5
> years old and never grow older I am the key to the eternal youth of the
> Borg
> Collective.

That is good to be five again. I am still only one, or three to you, since
that makes you feel better.

In Christianity, not the Christian religion, but in the light: that is
called
being born a second time.

After that happens, all things are new.

Until then, everything is dark, since you are still in the womb.

Being in such darkness, you have no idea what life is like.

So have your deserved breakdown, Borg.
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Re: A funny game with the psychaitrists         


Author: bigfletch8
Date: Sep 20, 2008 18:57

On Sep 20, 9:07 pm, Sir Frederick fuzzysys.com> wrote:
> On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 09:45:30 +0100, "The Borg Queen" homesweethome.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
>>When psychaitrists visit severely and most very severely mentally ill people
>>like me in order to make sure I am still alive and to make sure they do not
>>get the blame if I am not - what they do is ask a question and then you can
>>see their eyes glaze over and they "swtich" off - do not listen to a word
>>you say and almost take a nap.  This is typical behaviour for them.
>
>>Anyhow what you do is when they have asked the question - you answer quite
>>normally and watch as their eyes glaze over and they switch off and they do
>>not listen to a word.
>
>>So you rabbit on for a bit about nothing.  And then when you stop they say
>>"Glad to hear you are doing so well.  When shall make our next appointment" ...
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