Well I am back from my fact finding mission in the Northern woods of
Maine. Here are some undisputed facts about Maine. Maine is the most
forested state in the nation. Maine has the highest concentration of moose
and black bear in the nation. There are 1.3 million people living in Maine,
98%% of them are white. Maine is the whitest state in the nation and has the
lowest crime rate in the nation. Niggers account for less than 0.7%% of
Maine's population. There are more moose and bear in Maine than niggers.

You know after about 2 days in the Maine air I was feeling better than
ever. I was relaxed and felt no need to vent my trademark anger at anyone.
Yeah it's true I was on vacation and not working but I've been on thousands
of holidays before and still felt pissed off at the world. After about 6
days it dawned on me what the difference was.