Hail Eris! On Wed, 10 Sep 2008 10:02:10 -0700, Snit ranted and raved:
> "The Black Goat With A Thousand Young" stated:
>> On Wed, 10 Sep 2008 08:43:10 -0600, Steve Carroll fixed me with a beady
>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:51:50 -0600, Steve Carroll k'lamed:
>>>>> Snit wrote:
>>>>>> "cc" stated:
>>>>>>>> Your idea that a forgery "doesn't matter" is "Bullshit", yes.
>>>>>>> How does it matter though? It's an exact copy.
>>>>>> Why would someone "forge" him by quoting him exactly?
>>>>> I don't know... why are you doing it? Why do you do any of the
>>>>> bizarre shit you do?
>>>>> Hint: You don't get a list of people saying what they have about you
>>>>> by being anything remotely resembling normal.
>>>> I've amassed my own group of obsessed fanbois, over the years, with
>>>> many of the same things to say about me, so for all I know, it's just
>>>> an example of his ability to get under people's skin.
>>> Lying and spreading endless streams of bullshit tends to do that.
>> Yeah, I've had those accusations directed at me, too. I'm quite proud of
>> them, actually. The nutjobs who made them were very entertaining.
> For some reason Steve Carroll has yet to quote my "streams of bullshit".
> Funny that, eh?
> Oh yeah... *years* ago I made comments about his hero Bush that he did not
> like... and he freaked out. Poor guy... he is such a victim!
What, like "Bush is a fucking war criminal who should be hanged, along
with Cheney, Rove, and Rumsfeld"? Or "Bush is a thief who's been robbing
America blind since he came into office"? How about "Bush has been
criminally negligent in administering his office by taking so many
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getting out of hand, in MID:
"You should see what she/he and Tattoo have been saying in
alt.music.michael-jackson for years now. Granted, some of those turds
over there deserve it, like Justin Pugh and Pam Whatshername. But Roofie
and TattooVamp have ZERO room to be name-calling and throwing stones;
they both live in the same glass condominium I and Brandy live in."
"Icebreaker" lives up to his nick by giving himself severe autoflame
burns over 95%% of his virtual self, in MID:
"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.
"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.
"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID: <email@example.com>
"shouldnt you be fucking your brains out, mister?" -- Dave Hillstrom, to
Kadaitcha Man, in MID: blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
"Stuart Grey has taught that torture is moral." -- in MID:
reader2.panix.com>, American@NumberOne.org can't see how
there's no difference between himself and a would-be terrorist
"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"
Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID:
"Consider that language a moment. 'Purposefully and materially
supported hostilities against the United States' is in the eye of the
beholder, and this administration has proven itself to be astonishingly
impatient with criticism of any kind. The broad powers given to Bush by
this legislation allow him to capture, indefinitely detain, and refuse a
hearing to any American citizen who speaks out against Iraq or any other
part of the so-called 'War on Terror.'
"If you write a letter to the editor attacking Bush, you could be
deemed as purposefully and materially supporting hostilities against the
United States. If you organize or join a public demonstration against
Iraq, or against the administration, the same designation could befall
you. One dark-comedy aspect of the legislation is that senators or House
members who publicly disagree with Bush, criticize him, or organize
investigations into his dealings could be placed under the same
designation. In effect, Congress just gave Bush the power to lock them
up." -- William Rivers Pitt
"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined to
describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of stoned
hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as throwing
money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then explaining to
reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil Ochs summed it
up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you off." So when
journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows, at best it's
careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization. Osama bin Laden
wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie Hoffman merely wanted
to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner, http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v
"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: <firstname.lastname@example.org>
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Jill's impression of David Walliams' "Little Britain" character just
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"F!ck moderation, free speech is a masculinist proverb and that's what
feminist manvagina's like yourself." -- email@example.com posted
before finishing a thought, in MID:
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"Kazoo" Karczewski, in MID: <firstname.lastname@example.org>
"Dustin is FILTH in my opinion. And not for any reason other than posting
Rhonda's personal info." -- Respondant
"email is not a private form of communication." -- Dustin Cook, in
George Pickett Memorial Award nominee hotmail.com> on outing
personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.
"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.
"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <email@example.com>
"It would be offly hard for any of you to abuse me on usenet. Really. I
have the advantage. I could easily turn alt.usenet.kooks into a cesspool
of encoded posts. Bringing the noise ratio up so high as to make the
group worthless. Anybody who can code could do this, why nobody has
bothered before now is beyond me. The ultimate spamming engine..
'BAWAHAHA'" -- Dustbin K00k's delusions of grandeur reached new heights,
"Covert ace nudists in the Vatican!"
"Real men eat me."
"Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent." --
"Laws count, the US Constitution count more, and we need to have judges
on the bench who are going to Carry Out those laws, not Make Law or
Interpret Law." -- John "Easily" Shocked contradicts his own words on
the overriding importance of society's reluctance to accept
homosexuality, in Message-ID:
"Heterosexuality is not *normal*, it's just more /common/."
"For the most part, morality is universal." -- John "Easily" Shocked
"Gay, straight, they all want blow jobs."
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demonstrates his sheer cluelessness on Mar 9, 2002, at 6:25 pm, in
"Oh, and Snarky, if you're listening: Fuck you, Asshole! Enjoy the
few remaining days of your internet access." Kooky troll John Long
gets delusional, in Message-ID: <3C36AA50.31DD0...@epix.net>
A sad little top-poster with the nym of "Choirboy" once lamed:
> Well, gee, coming from an asshole like *you* ...
> ESAD, ya 'ho bitch.
Please to be posting proof, you facile fridgemagnet.
-- replied the Aussie rapier, aka fnord/Affinity, in a now-lost message
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Bernadette, you babbling boor.
Bernadette, you depraved dolt.
Bernadette, you stinking slimeball.
Bernadette, you yammering yak.
Bernadette, you lily-livered lush.
Bernadette, you hard-hearted hulk."
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"[Lurlean] would never dream of sleeping with a dog. The Bible's against
it. You don't seem to care what the Bible says, so she thought maybe you
gave that a try too -- in addition to sucking on Steve, letting him play
with your butt, and having seven different lesbian lovers in our bed."
-- Sistah Moonshine shocks a.p.h. with the revelation that she got it
off with "Romaine Brooks", in a now-vanished message
"I should have known my boss was evil when he called my jumping onto my
chair to praise the Lord out loud 'inappropriate behavior.'" -- Sistah
Moonshine: Oppressed Christian, in another vanished message
"I made a pact with the devil." -- Sistah Moonshine, from her dream
"'drink that hooch,' they would say, 'and then smoke that joint. Bury
your head in that strange woman's crotch and bring her to a thunderous
climax with your tongue, then tell her no man could ever give her that
much pleasure in a thousand years. Tell her to leave her husband and
become a lesbian. Drip hot wax on that pervert's nutty buddies and then
charge him extra for the privilege.'" -- Sistah Moonshine is now working
on an erotic epic to outmatch Anne Rice.
"Roe V Wade has zero bearing on my existence other than it affects it
-- Johnny Wentzky never had much truck with "logic". Message-ID:
"You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here.
Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain."
-- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID:
"Stupidity excuses nothing. It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd
"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
"It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature."
"Gay men deserve to die." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
Joseph Bartlo wrote:
> A big mean meanie and heavyweight kookologist responding to my text
> and making me look like a colossal idiot. No more whinges to this mean
> person who keeps pounding my ass into the ground - you go on the lits
> of people who have trounced me. The state I left that group was
> embarassing to me. There were too many posts to follow them all, and I
> know a lot of people were saying mean things about me - but a few
> sucked up. So it was best at that point rather than to browse all the
> crap to simply make a standard post telling people a lot of bullshit
> I'd just made up. I did that on many other groups, but the war is only
> fought here. If anyone thinks I am the least bit kidding, consider how
> long this has been going, how little I have accomplished (i.e., how
> much the mean, mean kookologists have changed everything), and that I
> have a lot of goats to blow.
-- in MID: <43745576.1E07F998@verizon.net
"America is supposed to be the world's melting pot,
so melt!!" -- from some BBS
"There are no governors anywhere."
"The personal _is_ political."
"If humans decline to exercise faith, then an
omnipotent God is impotent." -- Teresita, x-posted to APH
"Gabrielle?! Monkey-man, you bring her back! You know, you two are
beginning to irritate me with these obsessions of yours!
Fish don't just catch themselves!" -- Xena, "Fins, Femmes, &
"I don't think so because, I'm a whole lot smarter and far less bigoted
than the average Jew, although smart Jews as having collaborated with
your Skull and Bones Third Reich certainly have more of those
in-your-face balls than I'd ever have to work with." -- Guthball drools
all over my irony meter, in MID:
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:
"I am a loyal friend to those who report science and truth not
try to hidden agenda hide it. Astronomy is so important little do the
clueless know where they came from or where they are going. The Officer
Warhol reporting of Little Goldilocks and the Tree Bears was so relaxing
but heed its moral warning blondes do have more fun. The Seans Sil a
beauty like no other waits for this Earthman to hopefully safely real
Starship bring all those worthy to space the final frontier. Choose life
not war, oh the humanity, when will man lay down his arms? Thank you
Green Knight for your dedication to duty and God speed on your journey
to the sacred mountain. Figs and olives the preservers of life and
promoters of good digestion. You darn tooten we like fig Newton.
Att: All Earth Science Team Officers
Officer Warhol has issued a world wide bulletin for all coastal residing
residents to go to higher ground due to planet warming. The increasing
planetary green house effect is scientifically now observed. The Green
Knight predicted dooms day long cycle comet may also be approaching,
take heed! Also Florida residents listen for daily reports from Officer
Bert and please be aware of hurricane Debbie now gaining power off the
coast of Africa, oh the humanity!"
-- nightbat on the importance of a good diet, and always taking one's
meds, in MID: <5936a$44ec171f$46e3a618$28623@COMTECK.COM>
"Real meaning: 'Repeatedly another raw-boned lout twitters, but some
mankhead recurrently thereafter erodes the hymen. If another habitual
criminal beyond a fat cell advises some fermentation bucket, then the
show-off respecting another swamp-donkey glides. Now and then, some
jawless fusspot periphrastically disturbs a mechanic with an inchworm.
When you see another impacted tooth, it means that a bitch round a fried
The walrus squeals, and another flathead amid a ham sandwich burns;
however, a flasher charms a scabby codpiece. Another sheep with another
taco tickler wakes, and the hedgehog sees another zigzagger. When some
tatterdemalion afore the fungus is frightfully swaggering, some ruffian
reportingly starts a bank manager.
Another vegetative door-to-door salesman splashes, and a dung ball
respecting the motherfucker smiles; however, a hamster drinks a hifalutin
fowl. Another alienated zoo exhibit comes, while some depressing hose bag
finds some futtock. When you see another tonsil, it means that a cholera
germ amongst another trollop sweats. Some dizzily stony-broke wretch is
nosy. Some melancholic homo endlessly dangles some thereupon pus-filled
fumbler.'" -- Kadaitcha interprets batty's advice in a most wise and
insightful manner, in MID: <firstname.lastname@example.org>
"I am not a pornographer. I don't even own a pornograph."
-- ersatz Jabriol
> A Christian is a citizen of Christ Jesus' kingdom just as an American is
> a citizen of the United States.
Whatever you've been smoking, it's making you spew great lines for a
"Cheech and Chung" movie.
-- Chadwick Stone to Andrew B., in MID:
"I bets you gets all dems prettest gurles!
"You is such a manly man.
"You never wanted to do this UseNet in the first place! You... You wanted
"Creeping from poast to poast! As they bloat up the mighty rivers of
Interwebs! With the best girl money can buy by my side! The Hooker!
The Giant Bloated soc.men wife!
The Little Boys!
The Big Whopping Leather Clad Gay male! We'd sing! Sing! Sing!
"Oh, I'm a Soc Man, and I'm okay,
I PeeBeeKay all night and I Obsess all day.
AUK: He's a Soc Man, and He's okay,
He PeeBeeKays all night and he Obsesses all day.
"I make empty threats, I jack my meat, I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesday I got a hooker
And ended up with Vee Dee!!
AUK: He makes empty threats, he jacks his meat,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesday He got a hooker
And ended up with Vee Dee!!
"I tell big lies, I flit and whine,
I'm envious of real women.
That's why Soc Men put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars.
AUK: He tells big lies, He flits and whines,
He's envious of real women.
That's why Soc Men put on women's clothing, And hang
"I poast bullshit, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I am a sissy girlie
Just like my dear papa.
AUK: He poasts bsullshit, he wears high heels
Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra????
(spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*?
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!"
-- Kevin A. Cannon, to MCP,
in MID: blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
"This bandwidth has been rescued from AOL." -- mimus
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