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Author: Ken EhrettKen Ehrett Date: Jul 5, 2008 19:31
The easiest way for any American to understand what the 4th of July
truly means in their personal lives is to simply take a look at where
our former rulers are today in the world. Back in the day, the
Lobsterbacks were quite proficient at setting up outposts all over the
world in order to exploit everyone and everything in sight. In North
America it was mostly cotton from slave labor, South Africa gave them
gold and diamonds at the barrel of a gun, India provided them with
that disgusting tea they are all addicted to like modern day crack
heads. Throwing their stupid tea in Boston harbor was just about the
greatest insult you could hand out to a Lobsterback in those days.
WW-II changed everything for the Empire where the sun never set on the
flag. Fritz and Tojo kicked their asses so completely the poor
Lobsterbacks were never able to recover from the thrashing they
received. Things went downhill so quickly after that war they
couldn't even hang onto a canal in Egypt they built themselves. It
must have been quite humiliating to huff and puff, spoiling for a
fight over Suez, until they realized Eisenhower refused to back them.
That's when the whole world knew the once great British Empire was a
thing of the past. In modern times long past the days of "empire" one
would think the Lobsterbacks should have learned from their mistakes ...
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Author: ijqwertyuiopijqwertyuiop Date: Jul 9, 2008 18:41
On 6 Jul, 03:31, Ken Ehrett olg.com> wrote:> The easiest way for any American to understand what the 4th of July
> truly means in their personal lives is to simply take a look at where
> our former rulers are today in the world. Back in the day, the
> Lobsterbacks were quite proficient at setting up outposts all over the
> world in order to exploit everyone and everything in sight. In North
> America it was mostly cotton from slave labor, South Africa gave them
> gold and diamonds at the barrel of a gun, India provided them with
> that disgusting tea they are all addicted to like modern day crack
> heads. Throwing their stupid tea in Boston harbor was just about the
> greatest insult you could hand out to a Lobsterback in those days.
> WW-II changed everything for the Empire where the sun never set on the
> flag. Fritz and Tojo kicked their asses so completely the poor
> Lobsterbacks were never able to recover from the thrashing they
> received. Things went downhill so quickly after that war they
> couldn't even hang onto a canal in Egypt they built themselves. It
> must have been quite humiliating to huff and puff, spoiling for a
> fight over Suez, until they realized Eisenhower refused to back them.
> That's when the whole world knew the once great British Empire was a
> thing of the past. In modern times long past the days of "empire" one ...
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Author: Greg ProcterGreg Procter Date: Jul 9, 2008 19:49
>
> On 6 Jul, 03:31, Ken Ehrett olg.com> wrote:>> The easiest way for any American to understand what the 4th of July
>> truly means in their personal lives is to simply take a look at where
>> our former rulers are today in the world. Back in the day, the
>> Lobsterbacks were quite proficient at setting up outposts all over the
>> world in order to exploit everyone and everything in sight. In North
>> America it was mostly cotton from slave labor, South Africa gave them
>> gold and diamonds at the barrel of a gun, India provided them with
>> that disgusting tea they are all addicted to like modern day crack
>> heads. Throwing their stupid tea in Boston harbor was just about the
>> greatest insult you could hand out to a Lobsterback in those days.
>> WW-II changed everything for the Empire where the sun never set on the
>> flag. Fritz and Tojo kicked their asses so completely the poor
>> Lobsterbacks were never able to recover from the thrashing they
>> received. Things went downhill so quickly after that war they
>> couldn't even hang onto a canal in Egypt they built themselves. It
>> must have been quite humiliating to huff and puff, spoiling for a
>> fight over Suez, until they realized Eisenhower refused to back them. ...
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Author: ijqwertyuiopijqwertyuiop Date: Jul 10, 2008 13:24
On 10 Jul, 03:49, Greg Procter ihug.co.nz> wrote:>> On 6 Jul, 03:31, Ken Ehrett olg.com> wrote:>>> The easiest way for any American to understand what the 4th of July
>>> truly means in their personal lives is to simply take a look at where
>>> our former rulers are today in the world. Back in the day, the
>>> Lobsterbacks were quite proficient at setting up outposts all over the
>>> world in order to exploit everyone and everything in sight. In North
>>> America it was mostly cotton from slave labor, South Africa gave them
>>> gold and diamonds at the barrel of a gun, India provided them with
>>> that disgusting tea they are all addicted to like modern day crack
>>> heads. Throwing their stupid tea in Boston harbor was just about the
>>> greatest insult you could hand out to a Lobsterback in those days.
>>> WW-II changed everything for the Empire where the sun never set on the
>>> flag. Fritz and Tojo kicked their asses so completely the poor
>>> Lobsterbacks were never able to recover from the thrashing they
>>> received. Things went downhill so quickly after that war they
>>> couldn't even hang onto a canal in Egypt they built themselves. It
>>> must have been quite humiliating to huff and puff, spoiling for a ...
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Author: ijqwertyuiopijqwertyuiop Date: Jul 10, 2008 15:55
On Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:24:46 -0700 (PDT), ijqwertyuiop@ googlemail.com
wrote:
:>On 10 Jul, 03:49, Greg Procter ihug.co.nz> wrote:
:>> ijqwertyu...@googlemail.com wrote:
:>>
:>> > On 6 Jul, 03:31, Ken Ehrett olg.com> wrote:
:>> > > The easiest way for any American...
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Author: Ken EhrettKen Ehrett Date: Jul 15, 2008 17:31
On Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:24:46 -0700 (PDT), ijqwertyuiop@ googlemail.com
wrote:
>On 10 Jul, 03:49, Greg Procter ihug.co.nz> wrote:>>> On 6 Jul, 03:31, Ken Ehrett olg.com> wrote:>>>> The easiest way for any American to understand...
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