On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:29:59 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, The Black Goat
With A Thousand Young
bloviated:
>On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:27:13 -0500, honestjohn fixed me with a beady eye,
>and foamed wildly:
>> "Pinku-Sensei" wrote...
>>> "None4You" wrote:
>>>
>>>> This guy deserves to be the KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER. Dr, MR Franc
>>>> MBBS (PhD) GPS Ang Poon Kah
>>>> pu_n_ka@
email.com
>>>
>>> Follow the advice in the following paragraphs. If he is as kooky as you
>>> say, then nominating him should get a good response in about 3-6 months
>>> of presentation.
>>>
>>> "How do I present a Kook on this group?
>>>
>>> The preferred technique is to get the suspected Kook to start posting to
>>> AUK so that we can all see him/her/it in all their first-hand Glory. You
>>> can do this by posting followups to the suspect's weirder messages, with
>>> your followups nonchalantly crossposted to AUK. If the suspect responds
>>> to your messages without editing the Newsgroups line, you've achieved
>>> your goal.
>>>
>>> Another acceptable method is to repost, complete and unedited, one or
>>> two of the suspected Kook's recent rants. If you do this, please provide
>>> a brief intro in the header describing what the hell you're doing, such
>>> as indicating who this person is, what group you found the message on,
>>> or why you think the rest of us should give a rat's @$$ about it."
>>>
>>>> Or he should have his own award. for the NOBODY EVER REPLIES NO MATTER
>>>> WHAT I WRITE AWARD.
>>>
>>> "Golden Killfile
>>>
>>> Given to the most killfile-worthy net.kooks on Usenet. This award
>>> recognizes exceptional killfilable merit; if you are unworthy enough to
>>> be ignored by everyone on the face of the earth, you are eligible for
>>> this award."
>>>
>>> Of course, you'll have to allow "punka" to convince us (there is no us)
>>> first.
>>> --
>>
>> You Lying Faggot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>None of that was a lie, Johnny. It just wasn't very nice. AUK isn't a
>group for nice people, though.
LIES!
I am a very nice person.