On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 08:23:53 GMT, (¯`·.¸Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial
Court of MEOW¸.·´¯)
yahoo.com> wrote:
>Hail Eris!
>
>The ballot for August 2008 contains such luminaries of usenet.kookdom as:
>Bucky Breeder, the gibbering sockpuppeteer of 24hoursupport."help"desk;
>Andrew B. Chung, the "Double-Doctor"; Doogie Grant, the screeding liar of
>alt.war.vietnam; Gunner Asch, misc.survivalism wingnut; Ray "Kazoo, teh
>Living Christ, Enemy of Intellectual Thought" Karczewski; GitRDunn, true
>enemy of intellectual thought; Bobbi "Lady Veteran" Sanchez's Stalking
>Outer Filth; Kevin "'Chinese Democracy' leaker"/"Skwerl" Cogill; Mehran
>"Perfect Math"/"Special spam-free newsgroups, once I figure out how usenet
>works" Basti; pla, the alt.rhode_islander who thinks a Big-8 group is just
>the thing for ARI; Agamemnon, who is now perhaps wishing he didn't have
>such a big mouth; the legendary "Richard the St00pid"; Tim "Spam's
>Champion" Bruening; the Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy,
>who aren't homophobic at all, nosirree; AB Patriot, future leader of Free
>Alberta and eventual war criminal (if he has his way); Michael "Snit"
>Glasser (owner of many in comp.os.linux.advocacy, and owned in turn by
>Kadaitcha Man); Lady Veteran, still addicted to being stalked, and still
>stalking; Matt "Onideus Mad Hatter"/"the RL version of 'Ego, the Living
>Planet'" Moulton; Catherine "Christmas Cake" Burr; William
>"Zapratz"/"Hoodoo" Cmelak; Lin Liangtai, the Chinese Dr. Frankenstein;
>Bloxy, the Russian refried conspiracy screeder; Jamie "Seth Breidbart
>doesn't know what spam is" Baillie; Abbedd, the intellectual powerhouse of
>rec.music.classical.recordings (Just ask him!); Steven P. "Varnisher"
>Vanier, another "Living Christ"; Damaeus, the paedophile
>apologist/Satanist who isn't either of those things, no really, but what's
>wrong with them anyway?...; and all the Offices except AUK Mascot, plus
>three Salinger nominees (not JD -- Pierre), Kadaitcha Man, Snuhwolf, and a
>NY Times journalist, Matt Schwartz. Feel free to forward this to more
>groups, but don't snip anything if you do.
>
>Teh ICoM/ts
>
>All Hail Fluffy! On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 07:04:57 +0000, Friendly
>Neighborhood Vote Wrangler whined:
>
>> Here follows the one true ballot for the August 2008 Usenet Kook Awards.
>> Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
>> shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for Fluffy's
>> litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>>
>> * you are a notorious net.kook
>
>> * you attempt to vote twice
>
>> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
>
>> * you vote for or against yourself
>
>> * you vote in a thread other than this one
>
>> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>
>> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>
>> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
>
>> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>
>> * you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
>>
>> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
>> 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EDT on September 9th to cast your votes. Vote
>> wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>>
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> JAYNE KULIKAUSKAS "CHUMP OF THE SUMMER" PIN
>>
>> "Once a year, the voting population will have the opportunity to elect
>> an award-recipient for this presigious honour via a write-in campaign
>> on the August ballot. Named after "one of Usenet's most gullible people
>> of all time" (in her own words) - Jayne Kulikauskas, devoted housewife
>> and soc.man sympathiser extrordinaire, who was exposed as a fool of
>> epic proportions for two consecutive summers.
>>
>> (Definition of "CHUMP" - n. A stupid or foolish person; a dolt.)"
>>
>> Write in your candidate's name here:
Jamie "Lamie" Ballie
>>
>> RICHARD M. NIXON MEMORIAL "PATHOLOGICAL LIAR" AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Andrew B. Chung
>> Douglas "Doogie" Grant
>> Gunner Asch
>> Raymond Karczewski
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
Chungboi
>>
>> BOBO AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Kevin Cogill
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Abstain
>>
>> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bucky Breeder
>> GitRDunn
>> The Stalking Outer Filth Fanclub of Bobbi Sanchez
>
>> None of the above
>
>> Abstain
Abstain
>>
>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Mehran Basti
>> pla of alt.rhode_island
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Abstain
>>
>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> The Stalking Outer Filth Fanclub of Bobbi Sanchez
>
>> Neither of the above
>
>> Abstain
Abstain
>>
>> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
Richard "The st00pid" Bullis
someone REALLY needs to point to me where he's posting these days. I
miss that old k00k.
>> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
>
>> Tim Bruening
>
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Abstain
>>
>> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> AB Patriot
>> Bucky Breeder
>> Lady Veteran AKA Bobbi Sanchez
>> Michael Glasser AKA Snit
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
>>
Abstain
>> PALMJOB PADDLE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
Diaperboi
>
>
>> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Catherine Burr
>> William Cmelak
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
Abstain
>> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> "Doctor Who Physics" by Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>
>> "Mars Phoenix Lander Findings" by Lin Liangtai
>
>> Neither of the above
>
>> Abstain
Abstain
>>
>> DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> "All Folk music is modern Irish Pop" by Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> "Illuminati/Freemansons/Bohemian Grove" by Bloxy/Nukleus/Librarian
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Abstain
>>
>> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bucky Breeder
>> Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
>
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Abstain
>>
>> GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Abstain
>>
>> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bucky Breeder
>> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>> KLUCK LYSAGHT "TAR AND FEATHERS" AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
>> Catherine Burr
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Abstain
>>
>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings
>
>> Bucky Breeder
>
>> Catherine Burr
>
>> None of the above
>
>> Abstain
Abstain
>>
>> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> AB Patriot
>> William Cmelak
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Abstain
>>
>> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bucky Breeder
>> Steven P. Vanier
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
Abstain
>> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> Damaeus
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
Abstain
>> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
>> Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
Diaperboi
>
>>
>> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bloxy/Nukleus/Librarian
>> Bucky Breeder
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>
Abstain
>
>> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Bucky Breeder, trained by Kadaitcha Man
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
>
Yes - Anything for the K-Man
>
>> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> "Colin McKenzie" by Kadaitcha Man
>> "Fake Earthlink Help Request" by Snuhwolf
>
>> "The Trolls Among Us" by Matthias Schwartz
>
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
>
Tough choice - going to abstain this one.
>
>> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>> William Cmelak
>> Abstain
>
Jamie "Lamie" Ballie
>
>> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> Bucky Breeder
>> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>> Abstain
>
Jamie "Lamie" Ballie
>
>> KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> Alexa Cameron
>> Abstain
>
Abstain
>
>> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> Big-8 Management Board
>> Chuck Lysaght and Will Dockery
>> William Cmelak and Karen Anderson
>> Abstain
>
Abstain
>
>> OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> Jeff Relf
>> Abstain
Abstain
>>
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
>
>Meow!
Woof.
